Spaghetti addict

GUYS, look how cute my kid is. I made that.

@ISpyAnonymously @mrs_g_rider It’s either the best compliment you’ve ever received or the deepest burn.

@mrs_g_rider Whereas several 6 year old students have come up to me, asked if I'm a boy or a girl (I'm a woman) and then told me I'm ugly. I do not like the unfiltered honesty. And it happens every year.

Student: How long have you been teaching? Me: This is my 15th year. S: 15th?! How old are you?! M: 37 S: I would've guessed 24. You look so young. M: I'm 37, married & have 3 kids. S: You look single and unbothered. Further proving my theory teen girls give the best compliments.

With each of these posts, I want you girls to see what these men think of you. Sex and baby making tools, nothing more. They don’t think you have any other value as a human being other than to produce babies.

@britneyqueers_ It looks great

I know I shouldn’t post two selfies in one day, but it’s just so nice to have hair I like again 😩

conspiracies like this from government officials is insane to me. you ARE the government. you would know if this was happening!

@kfs80 @subra_14 @mykaylaskinner @JonasHarmer I have a baby as well and I’d still say becoming the most decorated us gymnast is winning just a *tad* more. She is bitter and jealous, and it’s not a good look. Hope she doesn’t raise her child to be the same.

Surprise!!!🥳 We have been keeping the biggest secret and can’t believe we are going to be parents! We are so excited for this new chapter and couldn’t be more blessed…. Newest member of the family baby Harmer coming September 2023 🤍

My dad, my hero, my home.

"Hurry up I have to burp." -Dad

Why is my dad the coolest person to have ever walked this earth..?

I can’t wait to see @kaydargs pictures of mine and my dads first look on my wedding day🥺💗 This man is my everything.

He turns 4 on Saturday🥹 Sulliven you are a beautiful child inside and out, I seriously can’t believe I get to be your momma forever🤍🤍🤍

@Brutal_Duckling Had mine at 23 and I still felt like I was becoming a teen mom lmao

It's weird seeing like moms my age at the zoo. Ik I'm 25 but like damn. Yall too young for kids 😭

how come button up and button down is the same thing

My amazing wonderful fantastic human of a brother is officially dating one of my best friends and this is literally a dream come true wtf🥹😭

Two years ago today, 19 children and two teachers were killed and 17 more were injured at Robb Elementary School. Twenty-one families will never be whole again. For the students and educators who survived, their lives will never be the same. In the wake of this tragedy, we ended 26 years of Congressional inaction, but our work has only just begun. Today and every day, my heart is with the families in Uvalde 🧡. We owe it to them and every American family to keep fighting for the safer future we all deserve.

@_slogdobber Yeah we are about to give up for another year😭 it’s sucks

Men. Do fucking better.

@fred_guttenberg @TomCottonAR You support a country bombing and starving children to death???

I am as strong a supporter of Israel as exists. I am vehemently opposed to Hamas. However, this from sitting Senator @TomCottonAR which is clearly a call for violence in America is absolutely despicable and not at all what is needed to show support for Israel.

@Sorryimjesus Maybe one of those cell phone fix it places could?🤷🏻‍♀️