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i’m not dating a boy who vapes. be A Man and smoke a fucking cigarette .

Low-key life feels like this rn

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

how dudes look at you when you remind them their fav player is a rapist

it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want

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i share snacks with my cat because that’s my Dawg

Just remembered I gain nothing from hating myself and lose everything if I do

mid 20s is just a girl finding out the colors that compliments her skin, her makeup type and that she's a bit avoidant

I aspire to be a Girl who compulsively overshares but somehow people still don't know anything about her

when my car bites me but i know it's all love <3

some people really didn’t deserve the privilege to meet me or my cat

@torphor kardo issokie

will like every girls eid picture except my best friends evil ex

@torphor 😭

best friended so hard we have the same darzan aunty

so you agree? 🧐 @ajnlakk

im not funny enough for twitter, i suppose 😞💔☝🏼

@torphor sorry i'll tell my workplace to drop them as clients queen 🙏🏼

my anger issues stem from sui gas company

“apka cleavage nazar aa rha hai” toh dekh le

The final stage of grief is telling your parents about it