Snarky McSnarkerson
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Snarky McSnarkerson
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Timbers/Thorns/Liverpool/Real Oviedo/USMNT/USWNT---If you aren't stuck in, you are doing it wrong #RCTID #BAONPDX #YNWA 36 Yr Army/NG/Reserve mustang - Retired
Oregon City, OR Katılım Ekim 2011
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MAYDAY MAYDAY!! OGFC (Old Growth FC) needs 2-3 non-male subs for their 7v7 match at 5:30pm tonight.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. #RCTID
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Posting here in case you haven't yet found us in the cerulean stratosphere. IYKYK.
Home opener watch party, 12:30PM PDT TODAY v Real Madrid, Mad Greek Deli, 1740 E Burnside PDX. Come cheer on Real Oviedo w/fellow supporters, grab a gyro & get a FREE peña pin while they last!
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Real Oviedo’s fans saved their club from bankruptcy 13 years ago and now the next generation will get to see them play back in LaLiga.
Real Oviedo@RealOviedo
🤯💙 Ufffff: “EL VÍDEO” #RealOviedoMirandés #DíadePartido #RealOviedo 🔵⚪️
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@starcevic_alex That link had too much info, do you have another?
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Northern Lights Forecast: Geomagnetic Storms May Bring Aurora Borealis To These 15 States Tonight
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FUN RECOMMENDATION: Quit normalizing the federal government suing private law firms.
They are in fact the only bodies who can officially speak against them.
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Nothing gets me more “meh” than a draw that feels like a draw.
The Timbers went into that low block after scoring and it was like watching Edward Scissorhands trying to fold a wet paper bag. #rctid
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What if you all just learned how to soccer first?
Portland Timbers@TimbersFC
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If the Timbers weren’t a soccer team, you couldn’t hold it against them for being so bad at soccer.
But they are.
#rctid
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Hey #RCTID folks, you can get into @TimbersFC season opener, against a #Cascadia “rival” for under $20 tomorrow. The decline under Merritt Paulson is almost complete.
Btw @SeatGeek, their partner in crime, won’t ALLOW listings that low. Why do you own season tix again?
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Happy @MLS Opening Weekend to those who celebrate!
Here’s the story of the most miserable game of my entire career.
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Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!
GIF
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