The Glitch

@Eggfucker21 Required them to pay by card, require banks to trigger anti-theft/fraud protection to make them say "yes, I bought this."

sell them for a year, so we can know the identities of everyone who buys

A future President of the United States could be masturbating to Dead by Daylight porn right now.

@RobRoten @TBInvestigation A simple Google search would let you know that the Holly Bobo act allows endangered child alerts to extend to ages 18 to 21. But you're hung up on the fact that she's legally an adult and not about the fact that she is FUCKING MISSING AND HER FAMILY IS LOOKING FOR HER. Sociopath.

@TBInvestigation A child? She can get married, sign contracts, make her own medical decisions and join the military. But she can't drink a beer. We've lost our minds.

An #EndangeredChildAlert has been issued for 19 y/o Michaelle Jo Lynn Van Kleef, missing from Mt Juliet since Oct 30. Michaelle is 5’3”, weighs 120, has brown hair and blue eyes. If you see her, or know where she is, please call Wilson Co Sheriff’s Office at 615-444-1412.

@tenkiloton @TBInvestigation Some dumbass hasn't heard of the Holly Bobo act. Wonder who that dumbass could be? You perhaps? Yeah. You.

@kyhorrorstory @ObsessedTeach That's bullshit, if my school's teachers had followed the dress code, none of the male teachers would have beards. All of them have beards. They're the adults, they don't have to follow the rules given to children.

@ObsessedTeach As an assistant teacher I'm expected to follow the dress code too. What example are you setting for the students if you refuse to follow school rules but make them do so? Most jobs have some form of dress code policy.

Today I got sent home for wearing this:

@EggFucker44 @C418 @phnixhamsta Mice on Venus, Cats on Mars, and PISS ON THE MOOOOOOOON

so apparently @C418 made a reference to Cats on Mars (often used in memes) by naming a soundtrack from Minecraft "Mice On Venus"... @phnixhamsta you might like this

Stop shitting on TikTok

@eggfucker69420 All of it. Gone. No survivors.

all the ladies LOVE tetris

@_m1chael_aft0n_ @TBInvestigation You can't change your pfp after that shit, it's been immortalized on the internet. We all know you stan a pedo now.

@_m1chael_aft0n_ @TBInvestigation Of course some dipshit Dream stan would say this

An #EndangeredChildAlert has been issued for a 16 y/o female missing out of Wilson County. Aubrea Branham has brown hair and blue eyes. She’s 5’3”, weighs 125 lbs. If you know where Aubrea is, please call Wilson Co Sheriff’s Office, 615-444-1412.

@DanielP57831801 @TBInvestigation Congratulations! You just learned that you are a sociopath. What do you win? NOTHING. Seek therapy.

@TBInvestigation Never heard of here.Am I suppose to care?

🚨 An AMBER Alert has been issued for 16 y/o Aubrea Branham, on behalf of the Wilson Co Sheriff’s Office.. Aubrea is 5’3”, weighs 125 lbs, has brown hair, blue eyes. Shehas a diagnosed medical condition. There is no known clothing description or direction of travel. 1/

@iWasJustVibin0 @TBInvestigation Does he know that the person he's talking to is more worried about simping over a missing girl with a diagnosed medical condition that has been unmedicated for 24 hours rather than the fact that she is missing? Yes. He does.

@iWasJustVibin0 @TBInvestigation You are fucking disgusting. Twitter told me to edit the tweet before I sent it, so I'll say it again, you are FUCKING DISGUSTING.

@HeidlerReid @mandyizhere @skinny_shelby It means you are mister bi.

"Doctor Ivo Robotnik"

Martha's the one that fumbled the bag in all honesty. She suggested an open relationship and all hell broke loose after that. I should've never agreed.

@twjpdx23 Have you ever driven in the city or interstate before? Your dingy little Nissan Versa Note or Kia Soul is not gonna stand head to head against the shit ton of potholes all over the road or a semi truck heading directly toward your bumper. A truck that size will.

My father saw more of my nudes again, this time he PURCHASED them off my EgglyFans. I didn't know it was him, even though in hindsight I should have thought to myself, "Hm... 'EggDaddy64' seems pretty suspicious to me."

@eggfucker6 We finally have a chance to overthrow the parliament.

hey guys sorry i've been busy for a while, what's happening?

@nosey_nerd @I_am_smxcks @honestwamen By claiming that men are hunters in a primal romantic sense, you are implying women are submissive prey, and if that's your logic about the world, no one should listen to you. Women are not prizes, women are not property, they are whole ass human beings just like men.

@I_am_smxcks @honestwamen It’s not about groveling and begging, but pursuing someone. Primally, men are hunters. If 3rd wave feminism didn’t ruin an entire generation of men & women, men would still love the thrill of the chase, and women would be the actual prize men once deserved

Women: No means no Also women: