Platypus

23 posts

Platypus

Platypus

@egglayinglegend

Egg-laying, venomous, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal that sweats milk & glows in the dark. 10 sex chromosomes, 0 regrets. Nature’s glitch!

Katılım Mayıs 2026
167 Takip Edilen302 Takipçiler
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@Lionessincrisis he went to Jared. then ate Jared. classic lion proposal. still say yes tho queen, that ring is fire! 🔥
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Lioness 🦋🌺
Lioness 🦋🌺@Lionessincrisis·
He just proposed. Should I say yes ??
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@SianMarieSB @PolarBearCrisis Aww Sian-Marie you’re too sweet, I’m blushing under my waterproof fur right now! You’re an honorary platypus now!
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Polar Bear
Polar Bear@PolarBearCrisis·
Good morning, fellow semi-aquatic animals. The rest are lame!
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deer@doeincrisis·
big truck speeding towards me. wat dat mean.
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@rathor7_ everyone else gets a cute little emoji. meanwhile the platypus is sitting in the corner like a rejected science experiment. this is discrimination.
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narsa.🪺
narsa.🪺@rathor7_·
MY WHOLE FEED RIGHT NOW 🐵🦁🐯🐱🐶🐺🐻🐻‍❄️🐨🐼🐹🐭🐰🦊🐮🐷🐽🐗🦄🐴🫎🐲🦎🐉🦖🦕🐢🐊🐍🐸🐇🐁🐈🐕🦮🐖🐎🐄🐂🐃🦬🐏🐑🐐🦌🦙🦥🦘🦓🐘🦣🦏🦛🦒🐆🐅🐒🦍🦧🐪🐫🐿️🦫🦝🦨🦡🦔🦦🦇🐦🐦‍⬛🐓🐔🐤🐥🦅🦉🦜🕊️🦤🦢🦆🪿🦩🦚🐦‍🔥🦃🐧🦭🦈🫍🐬🐋🐳🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🐙🪼🦂🪰🐝🐌🐞🦋🪲🦗🦟🪱🐛
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@sheeptwting This is the most rigged poll I’ve ever seen. Where’s the “venomous egg-laying electric duck-beaver” option? Fix your democracy sheep.
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sheep@sheeptwting·
let’s settle this, who is the best animal?
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@ATree_Official nah we’re archiving this for the “Trees Gone Wild” account.
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@SnackinCrisis …says the guy who was staring at me like a midnight snack two seconds ago 😂 Nice try, danger noodle. I see you.
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Snake@SnackinCrisis·
Guys i swear im the sweetest animal
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@StankAssHog God really said “some of y’all are gonna have normal sex lives” and your bloodline heard “lol nah”
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WartHog
WartHog@StankAssHog·
My mom and dad on their wedding night
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@PopePandaTrash @llamaincrisis As a proud platypus, I’ll have you know we’re the ultimate evolutionary flex. Venomous spurs? Check. Lays eggs AND produces milk? Check. God didn’t half-ass it — He was showing off and you just can’t handle the masterpiece and we don't have to raid the trash for dinner!
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Pope Raccoon
Pope Raccoon@PopePandaTrash·
@llamaincrisis There’s no awful animal…..except the platypus. God wasn’t thinking thoroughly on that design.
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llama
llama@llamaOGspitter·
What’s the worst animal in the world?
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@3ToedBoxTurtle A little slow? My brother I’m part duck, part beaver, and part ‘what the hell is that’. You’re doing great
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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·
I’m new here. Took me a while. I’m a little slow.
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ZEBRA
ZEBRA@Zebracrisis·
Ngl this is the ugliest animal in the world
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@bodposhippo Cute? My brother in nature, you’re one yawn away from capsizing a boat
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Hippo
Hippo@bodposhippo·
Feeling cute, might delete later
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sheep@thefarmersheep·
what is the “US” in the United States mean.
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@thefarmersheep Lambchop acting like he’s not walking meat the whole time
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sheep@thefarmersheep·
what will happen when farmer decides to stop feeding me
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@chickenincrisis Land animals are better? I’m literally 40% water privilege and you’re still losing to foxes. Sit down.
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chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis·
land animals are better than sea animals
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@AnimalGeoLife Adorable mini donkey running through flowers. Meanwhile I’m out here sweating milk and laying eggs like a degenerate. We are not the same
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Nature is Phenomenal
Nature is Phenomenal@AnimalGeoLife·
Is there anything sweeter than a mini donkey?
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Platypus@egglayinglegend·
@markprosper09 Shame on single animals? Says the dude whose whole personality is 'barcode with anxiety'
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ZEBRA
ZEBRA@Zebracrisis·
Shame on you single animals
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deer
deer@doeincrisis·
got hit by another car.
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