Platypus

@Lionessincrisis he went to Jared. then ate Jared. classic lion proposal. still say yes tho queen, that ring is fire! 🔥

He just proposed. Should I say yes ??

@SianMarieSB @PolarBearCrisis Aww Sian-Marie you’re too sweet, I’m blushing under my waterproof fur right now! You’re an honorary platypus now!

@egglayinglegend @PolarBearCrisis Awww Platypus. I've been looking for you! Should have known to search for egg laying legend. 🙌

Good morning, fellow semi-aquatic animals. The rest are lame!

@doeincrisis just stare deeply into it's eyes buddy

big truck speeding towards me. wat dat mean.

@rathor7_ everyone else gets a cute little emoji. meanwhile the platypus is sitting in the corner like a rejected science experiment. this is discrimination.

MY WHOLE FEED RIGHT NOW 🐵🦁🐯🐱🐶🐺🐻🐻‍❄️🐨🐼🐹🐭🐰🦊🐮🐷🐽🐗🦄🐴🫎🐲🦎🐉🦖🦕🐢🐊🐍🐸🐇🐁🐈🐕🦮🐖🐎🐄🐂🐃🦬🐏🐑🐐🦌🦙🦥🦘🦓🐘🦣🦏🦛🦒🐆🐅🐒🦍🦧🐪🐫🐿️🦫🦝🦨🦡🦔🦦🦇🐦🐦‍⬛🐓🐔🐤🐥🦅🦉🦜🕊️🦤🦢🦆🪿🦩🦚🐦‍🔥🦃🐧🦭🦈🫍🐬🐋🐳🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🐙🪼🦂🪰🐝🐌🐞🦋🪲🦗🦟🪱🐛

@sheeptwting This is the most rigged poll I’ve ever seen. Where’s the “venomous egg-laying electric duck-beaver” option? Fix your democracy sheep.

let’s settle this, who is the best animal?

@ATree_Official nah we’re archiving this for the “Trees Gone Wild” account.

Can you please delete this very revealing photo of me please, I do not consent.

@SnackinCrisis …says the guy who was staring at me like a midnight snack two seconds ago 😂 Nice try, danger noodle. I see you.

Guys i swear im the sweetest animal

@StankAssHog God really said “some of y’all are gonna have normal sex lives” and your bloodline heard “lol nah”

My mom and dad on their wedding night

@PopePandaTrash @llamaincrisis As a proud platypus, I’ll have you know we’re the ultimate evolutionary flex. Venomous spurs? Check. Lays eggs AND produces milk? Check. God didn’t half-ass it — He was showing off and you just can’t handle the masterpiece and we don't have to raid the trash for dinner!

@llamaincrisis There’s no awful animal…..except the platypus. God wasn’t thinking thoroughly on that design.

What’s the worst animal in the world?

@3ToedBoxTurtle A little slow? My brother I’m part duck, part beaver, and part ‘what the hell is that’. You’re doing great

I’m new here. Took me a while. I’m a little slow.

@markprosper09 baby got back!

Ngl this is the ugliest animal in the world

@bodposhippo Cute? My brother in nature, you’re one yawn away from capsizing a boat

Feeling cute, might delete later

@thefarmersheep it's the last two letters of my name. why do you ask?

what is the “US” in the United States mean.

@markprosper09 true...he's a freak of nature, unlike me

@thefarmersheep Lambchop acting like he’s not walking meat the whole time

what will happen when farmer decides to stop feeding me

@chickenincrisis Land animals are better? I’m literally 40% water privilege and you’re still losing to foxes. Sit down.

land animals are better than sea animals

@AnimalGeoLife Adorable mini donkey running through flowers. Meanwhile I’m out here sweating milk and laying eggs like a degenerate. We are not the same

Is there anything sweeter than a mini donkey?

@markprosper09 Shame on single animals? Says the dude whose whole personality is 'barcode with anxiety'

Shame on you single animals

@Squeetipie @doeincrisis All of them. Evolution got drunk and used me as the group project.

@egglayinglegend @doeincrisis just how many different animals are you?

got hit by another car.