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most people don't realize this but when you have adhd you don't wanna do everyday tasks like going to work and doing chores
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Me being a weird little guy
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Me being a weird little guy
@eggsfart
tweets do not represent my opinions. i will block anyone who @'s me. please no spoilers about the afterlife nsfw/40+
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if i was an NBA player and i lost to the sixers i would kill my self
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this is unironically how i drive
MR. MITCH@1800ghostman
If you are a WHITE pedestrian I will NOT yield to you - The Woke Toronto Driver
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@waddlinghag aww no! but I'm glad she is okay. cats can be that way i guess
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@eggsfart this morning it looked like she was having a stroke but this little freak got a clean bill of health
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@notnatnotnatno I want to be very clear: *poos myself*
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jacking my penis with both hands as my butthole gets water blasted by a robot toilet. something toilet paper users could only dream of
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was gonna tweet "the little pill with a big story to tell" but decided against it
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@waddlinghag i was just talking about how "pokemon go to the polls" was the start of the end
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@eggsfart for me 2016 is when the whole world took a turn for the worse. we had the summer of pokemon go then dogshit
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@notnatnotnatno this is what buying pokemon cards online feels like to me
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@_lizharvey i kind of love the one he's responding to
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I dont share this opinion but i LOVE this tweet.
aLec robBins@alecrobbins
every minute in the car is torture. even a 5-minute drive is a Trip to me and we're all lucky i don't shoot my brains out on the highway
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sports guys are so weird like "ant man is going to work right now" brother what are you talking about
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@axtang @notnatnotnatno i didnt mean it i'd never say that about another human being
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@eggsfart @notnatnotnatno This is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me
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@eggsfart alieward.com/ologies/bryolo… give this a listen. changed the way i looked at plants when hiking.
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i heard some of you pervs like this kind of stuff
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