angelina joliet

[franz ferdinand voice] eat me out

the other awesome thing about it is making a sad tweet and immediately cracking your phone screen on the pavement

the cool thing about having a terminally ill mom is that you don't realize your time to have a normal relationship is finite until it's long passed

@tronsgender Live Deliciously, Die Smelly

Hey stinky. what if you fucking Died

AM I HAVING A STROKE

@CBD42O sounds like you smell clean and like you've got it together!

i was unsure about this but now i love it but i'm scared it's a little too weird and people would be like why does that girl smell like windex and dust

the puzzle in question:

if anyone is in need of a new cat, quiche dropped two pieces of my favorite puzzle down the bathtub drain 😤

@tronsgender okay I don't think he's touching on the influencer accent i'm thinking of that's like lifestyle influencer with... downtalk? the "come with me to try the new mocha chocolata yaya creole lady marmalade" etc accent

@eggslovato yep @etymologynerd/video/7499479325717171502" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@etymologynerd…

really curious what linguists have to say about the influencer cadence

screaming crying throwing up trying to navigate getting set up as a bcbs provider, like you don't have a provider portal or human customer service?? only troubleshooting via email?? is it 1997????

@HateKillEIon his vibe can be baffling and hard to understand

@eggslovato What the fuck Wayne

thinking about the first time my parents and i smoked weed together before family movie night (i was 22) and with no discussion my dad puts on zero dark thirty

god if they put this on at the club i would lose my fucking mind

cutwater mango margarita got hands

becoming "guy who watches pinball videos for strategy"

what do you mean samsung messages is being discontinued and to switch to google, how does a company just delete its default texting app????

sometimes i catch my side profile in the mirror and i get scared i'm built like this

bleach and toner before pink dye, looking like i never miss bible study 🙏🏻

no idea why but for YEARS i was convinced that a cover of this song was in armageddon

need it to be 85 degrees with a slight breeze at 9pm so i can rewatch true blood and feel like i'm there