eggwolio (he/him) 🐀

Thirsty dudes be like:

@egoraptor Did you voice James McCloud in the new Starfox game?

Hey, musicians - When you put a single on Bandcamp, please include an album in the tags, even if it is just "Song Name [Single]" There's at least five of us still using iPods and the "Unknown Album" tracklist gets so long so fast.

@raynedn98 Did they actually care?

Left a whole “gardening” tool on the counter apparently… so much for hiding the stash

Pest control just accidentally found my stash 💀😭

@toomanycommas3 I also have that pit in my stomach. Have for days. Hope is scary.

I hope I'm wrong but I've done my final analysis and definitely see some concerning/sobering momentum for trunk (poll wise, and I'm not correcting that typo). As much as I hope the polls are just skewing, I still have a pit about it. These are the 5 closest races 🧵

This week has been a whole lot

They've moved on to Frozen now.

I'm pretty pissed that the busiest day I've had in at least a month is starting at Discount Tire but all the dudes in the shop are screaming along to Here I Go from Moana and I guess it could be worse.

Like obviously I knew I was helping with the kids but I hadn't used that word yet and holy shit it's neat.

It has only just fully occurred to me that I've been co-parenting for a little over a month and holy shit life is weird. I'm really lucky things have gone the way they've gone.

I've never dated a man that wasn't smarter than me, but I've also never dated a man that was funnier than me.

@lfickvitch My life has somehow put me in the position of co-parenting for the first time ever and I feel every single word of this.

My ex sent me this photo of our son, who apparently has a drug problem now.

"I don't know if there's such a thing as an inappropriate outbreak of laughter if it comes from a sincere place and lacks malice." - Collin Ferrell

@bettyaberlin Lady Elaine was always my favorite of the make believe puppets.

@Bearsito @Itzelante @porterrobinson @SmashingPumpkin Easily the best they've released in twenty years

@Bearsito @Itzelante @porterrobinson @SmashingPumpkin I'm now halfway through and it's good. Like actually good.

@raynedn98 *hug*

I am so tired of being alive

@toomanycommas3 Yeah that's how it goes with her. One minute it's "have you heard of" and then twenty seconds later you enter a period where you don't hear about anyone else.

I had never heard the name Chappell Roan until Tuesday and I swear to christ I've heard it 762 times since then

@Xbox @Marvel But where do I put the batteries?

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