Cassie ⚯͛

I make the cutest babies🥹

I’m deleting my weather apps. I’m done getting excited about snow and preparing for fun just for me and Elliott to be let down. I hate it here

@Luvs honestly it smells like air freshener. We now have to throw away a HUGE case of diapers

@Luvs as a parent who has used Luvs for years… we got a new box that smells VERY awful of chemicals😭

@PjHarlin YOU KNO

@eiissac Who

Sometimes I forget to block people on things they deserve to be blocked on🫠

Me 🤝 getting kicked out of bars

The flared bottoms?! THE PAINTED TOES?! She kills me🇺🇸

Me and my BPD against the world

I just drank an entire sprite without burping and I believe it is the equivalent of swallowing a large overinflated balloon

*when my child’s father says he will take her while she’s crying*

@MrBeast “you can sacrifice yourself” My five year old “OH MY GOD THEY ARE ALL DEAD”

@MrBeast saying “do you want to sacrifice yourself?” My 5 year old “OH MY GOD THEY ARE ALL DEAD”

Somebody needs to come hang out with these kids so I can get stuff done😭

At 31 years old I just had to get up in the middle of the night, risk waking up my sleeping 3 month old, just so I could move 2 pieces of clothing that were hanging on the back of my bedroom door - because it looked like the girl from The Ring & I could convince myself otherwise

Elliott “mommy why do you hate daddy pig so much” Like bro have you seen him?! Heard his snort?? He’s terrifying

I just wanna say daddy pig is fucking terrifying

Standing in the bedroom tonight and Elliott yells “OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT. FUCK” so I immediately start having a heart attack and yelling bc I thought something was behind me (ghost/killer) Turns out it was a spider. It was kinda big though so I’ll give him that

Will is a lucky man🥴

*My future husband thinking he will be coming home to a home cooked meal and 2 loving children* Reality: *me manic cleaning, listening to La Dispute, and drinking a beer while the 5 year old destroys the living room and dinner is eating a cold meal from DoorDash*

Both of my kids are sleeping peacefully. What am I doing? Sitting here wide awake riddled with anxiety