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@elonmusk oh like THEIR rights are being taken away? or they're so misogynistic they can't handle a woman having any power?

The cavalry has arrived. Men are voting in record numbers. They now realize everything is at stake.

@JasonKelce new game: drink when the announcers say Kelce

@Jmartens she's not wrong 😂

My wife wouldn’t let me get this shirt for a tropical beach vacation because she didn’t want people to think that we have a different lifestyle than we actually do. Which of us do you agree with?

@mcuban shouldn't you be paying quarterly 😂 I get a penalty if I owe like $2k

I pay what I owe. Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS $288,000,000.00 This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year. Tag a former president that you know doesn’t

NOT PJ TUCKER

@dionnewarwick sorry if it's NSFW, he just wants a belly rub

I would love to see photos of your pets if you don’t mind. 🥰

@jimmyfallon #LastMinuteCostumeIdeas back when I was 50. 50 years old!

This week, in honor of Halloween, post your funniest and most brilliant last minute costume ideas. Could be on the show! #LastMinuteCostumeIdeas

please say bullpen game one more time

meteor or...?

WALK IT OFF INTO RED OCTOBER.

@EmilieABegin you are showing your age, ma'am 😂

Back on Bama Rush tiktok and every year, I still have to ask, what is the obsession with Golden Goose sneakers all about? $500 for shoes that are made to look dirty? I understand investing in shoes but 18 year-old college freshmen destroy everything. They’re like puppies.

pop quiz: how much should the bill be for my out-of-network preventative cleaning?

@sordnam i love all of them

Which word do you least like to be addressed as?

Best collab evarrr

2017-18 MVP 🤝 2022-23 MVP

@EmilieABegin but maybe this is something? i'm kinda shocked this even exists: vdh.virginia.gov/immunization/v…

@EmilieABegin photoshop?

@EmilieABegin @Spotify ew what! even costco got rid of that!

Every time I watch my 600lb life and the people lose 100lbs+ ON THEIR OWN, I think Dr. Now will say, look what you're capable of! You don't need surgery! Keep going! You're amazing! #my600lblife

Waiting for the lobster to come out 🦞 #dinerlobster #whoami