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@hankgreen Kim Reynolds: getting two first time owis is pretty crazy. And during the pandemic she made to-go alcohol from bars forever legal.

If you live in a red state, what is the most absolutely unhinged thing your governor has done, because mine bodyslammed a reporter and I don't even think that's #1.

@hankgreen That's $892million in today's money

People are so mad about this tweet that they dug it up to get mad at it a second time.

Why wasn't this an allowed word? #neopets #gubbins

He took it to the Bank!!!

CAEDAN ON THE POWER PLAY

Petition for the @IAWild to use kid drawn player portraits every game.

Hear me out: during hockey fights instead of playing aggressive music, they should only play romantic/sexy songs. I think it could reduce fights because of the level of masculity on the ice.

Get them what they really want for valentines day #gubbins

@folly_studio can we please get an "are you sure" prompt when you leave editing your postcard. I have deleted so many beautiful ones by accident.

Realizing that my favorite A Bugs Life character was the man Lady Bug. This explains so much about me.

The year is 2035. You open a pack of Disney themed Magic cards. You open a 1u 1/2 flying bird. It's the Dandy Crow.

Pretty sure Luffy ate the dumb dumb fruit. Not the gum gum fruit.

starting group chats is like that fox chicken & bag of grain riddle where you cant put certain guys in the same boat or theyll kill everyone

@diannaeanderson For a moment I was trying to figure out how puffball mushrooms cracked a windshield.

✨️✨️ FAERIE PAINT BRUSH GIVEAWAY ✨️✨️ In celebration of the influx of new and returning Neopets players, one lucky Neopian will win a Faerie Paint Brush! Likes and retweets count as one entry each. Winner will be drawn next Saturday, 8/12. Good luck! 💜 #neopets

An open letter to @JNJNews. Stop pursuing the secondary patent of bedaquiline. YOU KNOW that millions of people will be unable to access lifesaving treatment for multidrug-resistant tuberculosis if you extend the patent. YOU KNOW it violates your credo. youtube.com/watch?v=tMhgw5…

@sebhar We used hashtags before when we just called them tags or threads. I remember sending texts to tweet before the app existed. RIP this mess of a site.

"professionalism"?? fuck you it's called my Worksona.

The reddit blackout has forced me to actually read news articles. Turns out you learn more when you don't just read the headline and the comments...