Eimear

Her: “did you bring protection?” Me:

Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss Real Housewives.

Klopp in his final goodbye message to Liverpool.. to just look at the camera half way through and do one of those dirty, beautiful, dead-loud laughs he does and go, "I'm not going really, you gang of soft twats." and then he signs a 10 year contract.

when I realised it wasn’t a fake account dropping the Klopp news

@notthertenews @AkaPaulHoward

"wake up babe, they've just released the horseplay sequel"

Me, cheering on Spain against England next Sunday.

@dangdandangdan @emilyrbakes This is incredible

I can’t believe no one has sat me down and forced me to watch Vanderpump Rules before Scandoval

no man don’t get me wrong I loooove festivals, in a cool way, the only thing I don’t like is feeling even a tiny ounce of discomfort or hunger or cold or worry or tiredness for a single second of my life

Irish person in an Irish bar abroad: why am i the most special most unique motherfucker in here right now

@KimmyMonte @Kevin2mey

Brad Goreski re-enacted the “Toothless and Homeless” scene and it’s so good. #RHOBH

10/10

@jzux @Flange_x

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

🇪🇬 #SalahStays 👑

i’m sorry but this will always be the best version of elvis put to screen