Robert L. Harrison

Erst Marmeladenoma, jetzt Propa😭 Sie nehmen uns alles.

BREAKING: Iranian regime bigshots are now cross-dressing as women to dodge Israeli drones while sneaking around Tehran streets. 😭 On the left: Yaser Lofuti, senior Basij commander in Tehran, fully in hijab and chador mode like it’s a spy movie gone wrong. These are the same guys who terrorize their own people for “modesty” rules, but when drones come knocking, suddenly they’re blending in with the crowd they oppress. Peak hypocrisy + desperation. The mullahs’ empire is crumbling so hard their enforcers are pulling this stunt. Regime change hitting different in 2026. What a timeline. Who’s got the popcorn?

White House just dropped the SpongeBob meme edit AGAIN 😭

Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazooka. Kaboom. kablaow. kaboom.

Current prices for one liter of gasoline (Super 95 / Euro 95) at the pump. 🇩🇪 Germany: 2.05 Euro 🇮🇹 Italy: 1.82 Euro 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 1.81 Euro 🇫🇷 France: 1.77 Euro 🇦🇹 Austria: 1.64 Euro 🇨🇿 Czech Republic: 1.37 Euro Why are Germans paying the highest price? 🤔

Rich men's war, poor men's graves.

Gas prices in Germany just jumped ~40 cents to around €2.00 per liter (diesel even over €2.05 according to ADAC today), and it’s basically the Iran-Israel-US war doing the damage. Why so fast and painful? The Strait of Hormuz is the choke point—about 20% of global oil (15-20 million barrels/day) flows through this narrow strip between Iran and Oman. After US/Israeli pre-emptive strikes killed Khamenei, hit leadership/Natanz/etc., Iran retaliated hard: threats to torch ships, attacks on tankers, electronic jamming, insurance pulled, traffic basically frozen or crawling. Ships are avoiding it, some got hit, Saudi/Qatar facilities shut or damaged. Result: Brent crude spiked 7-13% in days, briefly over $82-85/barrel (highest since early 2025), settling around $81-83 now. Oil futures react instantly, refiners pay more upfront, and pump prices follow within hours/days (even though physical crude takes weeks to turn into gas). Germany gets slammed extra because: • We import almost everything—no big shale cushion like the US. • Heavy taxes on fuel mean small crude jumps = big cent increases at the pump. • European natural gas (TTF) exploded 40%+ too from LNG reroute fears and panic. • Spring driving season kicking in + general energy shock = perfect storm. If Hormuz stays messed up long-term (more strikes, no quick escorts/resolution), analysts say oil could push $100+, and €2 could feel cheap soon with knock-on inflation everywhere (food, transport, heating). Short blip? Prices might ease after a week or two. Prolonged? We’re looking at sustained pain. Frustrating that a war halfway around the world jacks up our fill-ups, but that’s how interconnected global energy is. Combine trips, maybe carpool..hope this de-escalates fast. 😩

Gas prices in Germany just jumped ~40 cents to around €2.00 per liter (diesel even over €2.05 according to ADAC today), and it’s basically the Iran-Israel-US war doing the damage. Why so fast and painful? The Strait of Hormuz is the choke point—about 20% of global oil (15-20 million barrels/day) flows through this narrow strip between Iran and Oman. After US/Israeli pre-emptive strikes killed Khamenei, hit leadership/Natanz/etc., Iran retaliated hard: threats to torch ships, attacks on tankers, electronic jamming, insurance pulled, traffic basically frozen or crawling. Ships are avoiding it, some got hit, Saudi/Qatar facilities shut or damaged. Result: Brent crude spiked 7-13% in days, briefly over $82-85/barrel (highest since early 2025), settling around $81-83 now. Oil futures react instantly, refiners pay more upfront, and pump prices follow within hours/days (even though physical crude takes weeks to turn into gas). Germany gets slammed extra because: • We import almost everything—no big shale cushion like the US. • Heavy taxes on fuel mean small crude jumps = big cent increases at the pump. • European natural gas (TTF) exploded 40%+ too from LNG reroute fears and panic. • Spring driving season kicking in + general energy shock = perfect storm. If Hormuz stays messed up long-term (more strikes, no quick escorts/resolution), analysts say oil could push $100+, and €2 could feel cheap soon with knock-on inflation everywhere (food, transport, heating). Short blip? Prices might ease after a week or two. Prolonged? We’re looking at sustained pain. Frustrating that a war halfway around the world jacks up our fill-ups, but that’s how interconnected global energy is. Combine trips, maybe carpool..hope this de-escalates fast. 😩