Lainie McKeague Thies

It’s that time of year when 90% of my text responses are, “Do you need anything? Can I bring you soup?”

I want to be @Flaujae.

@carsonfour AND A THIRD

“Sir a second Temu ad has aired”

For just one year, can we please get a list of Oprah’s LEAST favorite things?

@PRDaily *me, reviewing ad agency deck* slide 6: "PR Headline in NYT"

Tell me you work in PR without telling me you work in PR 👀

People aren’t talking enough about the Savannah Bananas.

Today is going to be a bunderful day. @oscarmayer

Nick Lachey has some explaining to do.

the new towels I purchased just arrived and i've never felt more alive.

@Michael_Cerami Todd Walker.

If you could pluck one player from Cubs history and add him - and only him - to the 2023 team ... who would it be? He has to replace someone on the roster. And does he get the Cubs to the playoffs?

My one millennial wish is for Win Ben Stein’s Money to return to network television (but I’d settle for old episodes released on Netflix).

@SlimJim mij mils

what would you tweet if you ran the slim jim account for a day

@hankgreen Corridor.

What's your favorite word?

I hope to one day have the guts to tell my manicurist that I don’t actually like the color I chose and is it too late to switch to something else?

My phone will be on DND tomorrow from 9am-12pm for the best televised event of the year: the Macys Thanksgiving Day parade. C-list celebrities lip syncing on floats with Sesame Street characters? There’s nothing better.

Why isn’t there a meat alternative product called “phoney bologna”?

@atmiller14 You liked this cursed candy???

@einial Hey

Scariest thing I saw today was a kid intentionally choosing an Almond Joy.

@ABC7Jeff 9 out of 10 doctors disapprove of Almond Joys

@einial We had a doctor on-air, reminding parents that many candies have things kids are often allergic to. He mentioned Almond Joy was his favorite. Couldn’t help myself: “Advice from a doctor…if you can trust someone whose favorite candy is Almond Joy.”