4kBeard
388 posts

4kBeard
@ej_oden
Just a dude with a beard and a hammer. Dark humor, sarcasm, logic, and bourbon. USA over anyone else Constitution over party Justice over mercy
OC Katılım Ocak 2015
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@Green_k100 I'm curious why you say the girl on the right would be the initial pick? The girl on the left if built like 80% of every manga character.
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@PoseidonMythos Very nice. I was bored last night and made some fried sourdough donut holes. Why is it that cooking is so tempting to do when there's nothing else going on?
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@gdibg41426346 All depends on what the pics were. If you filled my dms with pics of dog turds, I'd probably block you.
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@ladynirvanaoff Had to do the metric conversion to find out that I'm in the D category.
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I saw something recently that made me think...
A friend told me she once accepted a romantic photo from a complete stranger… she said she hesitated for a second before opening it. If it were me, I would open it immediately, because I'm a curious person 😅😅
If I sent it to you, would you open it immediately? 😳
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@Melissa_sech It's big enough, but you'll have to dm to find out if I'm lying.
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@dianaelfee Too bad you're not local and I'm too old. Otherwise I'd submit an application.
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@KingKha5275857 I mean, if you were local, I'd at least offer to meet you for drinks.
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