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My Surname is Khan™

@ejaz_k

#Muslim | #MG200Young | Wit Dispenser | Award Winning Former Radio Producer & Presenter | #LFC | Writer | Pundamentalist | Laugh Coach | Football Coach

Katılım Nisan 2009
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My Surname is Khan™
My Surname is Khan™@ejaz_k·
They should make airplanes out of Passport material "@AP: BREAKING: Syrian passport found on body of 1 suicide bomber at Paris stadium."
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Antifa_Ultras
Antifa_Ultras@ultras_antifaa·
Jürgen Klinsmann: “We were on the Bayern side, warming up with military discipline. Then Live Is Life started playing. Diego Maradona went to the centre circle and started dancing with the song. We had to stop warming up, because we couldn’t think about anything other than watching what that man was doing.”
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Lana Carla🌻
Lana Carla🌻@_callmelana_lfc·
My king❤️
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Pemphero W Mphande
Pemphero W Mphande@PempheroMphande·
The EU is a white supremacist organisation. It will not sanction Israel for its actions in Gaza, despite ongoing proceedings and arrest warrants issued by the International Criminal Court. Yet it continues to sanction Iran who is on the defensive. Let history record this blatant hypocrisy and disregard for human rights and international law by these institutions!
Al Jazeera Breaking News@AJENews

BREAKING: EU agrees to widen sanctions against Iran to include Strait ​of Hormuz 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/0v16yj?update=…

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R8 🚜🌾
R8 🚜🌾@Nabyllionaire·
Chelsea are genuinely what you get if Slots Liverpool had worse players
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LFCJ 🫪
LFCJ 🫪@NOTLFCJ__·
I truly believe this man is the worst person in our entire fanbase and by a considerable distance too
SAM G-W@OneSGW

@JP051020 We won the CL in 2005 and were in the final in 2007. We weren’t wondering anywhere. We had a title chase 18 months before Klopp came in as well. Let’s not rewrite history

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Slotoholic
Slotoholic@Slotoholic·
Throwback to when Salah saying proper Liverpool weather compared to Robbo saying what a beautiful day to be a duck 😭❤️
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The Iran Spectator
The Iran Spectator@IR_Media24·
🇺🇸Reporter: Is the war really about Iran’s nuclear program? 🇨🇳CHINA: "No it's all about oil" 🇺🇸Reporter: Why So? 🇨🇳CHINA : "A warmongering Israel has nuclear weapons, but Iran — the oldest civilization — can’t have them. That’s America’s biggest double standard."🔥
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Bill Madden
Bill Madden@maddenifico·
With ZERO fucks given to the color of someone's skin or their nationality, this is what it's all about. This is what Trump and his MAGA supporters will never understand. 🙌🙏🫶💪👏✊️👇
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Sean
Sean@SeanDOlfc·
Slot won the league and then didn't win it at Feyenoord = fine. Won it at Liverpool and then didn't win it = fine. Alonso takes Leverkusen from a relegation battle to invincible title, comes 2nd the year after and it's regression loool.
SAM G-W@OneSGW

@AFC_Duala Alonso has had 1 season where everything just went right and clicked. Since then he has regressed 2 years running. Cesc just isn’t ready. Arteta just needs to be better

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