Ifeoluwa@olajumokeokenla
Updates: if you insult me, I will send you to your village chief👂 👂
I had a flatmate back then in 2023… a very calm and reserved guy. We became close over time, contributing to the food together while I cooked.
He had a girlfriend in Nigeria. I spoke to her a few times. At first, she wasn’t comfortable with me (understandable), but eventually we became distant friends, Still, something about her always felt off…
Anytime we spoke, her focus was always on coming to the UK. She’d ask if the guy was seeing anyone here and say things like,
“Im scared, if he starts seeing someone now, he would get carried away and I don’t want to get stuck here… I want to come asap.”
That already told me where her head was at but not my business anyway🤷♀️
Meanwhile, my guy was deeply in love. You could see it in how he talked about her. Pure excitement, at some point, he begged me to teach him how to cook, he was literally making so much effort.. 10/10 guy but no be my spec so 🤷♀️🥱🥱
But mehn… this guy was really working HARD. Saving back to back, doing 1k ajo monthly, to bring her over.
One day, my laptop got damaged so I borrowed his laptop, he has his whatsapp on his laptop. Out of Amebo, I opened it and I saw their chats. He told her he could support with 10 million and her family should handle the rest but she said her parents didn’t have much atm that he should sort everything and she promised to refund him when she’s settled.. that sounds like a business deal 🤷♀️🤷♀️, well I wasn’t having that but I just have to mind my business.
You know when Konji is dealing with someone, they can make very questionable decisions… and it’s not like I could help his life so I understood him…
Wait, I even introduced him to one of my single friends one time but Baba said he doesn’t want to cheat on his babe ( 😪😪)
Later, he opened up to me that he wanted to sponsor her master’s for the May 2025 intake. I advised him that if you’re spending this much, at least marry her first and also protect yourself legally.
But love no dey hear advice so 🤐
He said he couldn’t ask her to sign such a thing, that it sounds somehow..
ME: ha okay, baby shark dodododo
cos his babe calls her baby🤷♀️
Eventually, he moved out of the house to a more comfortable place to prepare for her arrival.
Long story short, our wife came, and my guy was so happy. They even came to visit me… everything looked perfect.
Not long after, he found chats between her and her manager about going on a date but she said nothing happened. He believed her. ( upgraded mumu)
Fast forward to March 2026, ojo buruku esu gba omi mu ( a bad day, devil collect water and drink 🌚) he came home early from work…
Reason: 👇
He was caught sleeping on duty so he was sent home, he said, he didn’t want to tell her over the phone so he just went home unannounced.
On getting home, he met his lovely wife and the same manager in their datemonial bed.
Out of anger, he punched the guy.
Guess what?
The same girl called the police on him.
Now he’s dealing with assault and safeguarding issues.
because of love and “investment.”
But if he had invested in goats, by December he’d be making a profit… or at least helping his siblings relocate🤷♀️
That’s why I said… unless you’re mad 😭
