erin reynolds 🙀

Remember that time @IKEAUSA told me part of the new couch I ordered was out of stock so they were refunding me JUST FOR THAT PART but still sending the rest. What good is a couch without its frame? 🤦🏼‍♀️

In really weird news, I’m watching Grey’s now and JUST GOT TO THE SPEEDMAN EPISODE THIS MORNING.

@bookofthemonth When do I start to get worried that my January box is lost? Tracking hasn’t updated since 12/31 and it says USPS is still awaiting item. 😭

Unauthorized clearly means nothing to them.

Someone stole our credit card info to get a Prime account that charges every month. Thought we had it straightened out last month but nope. Now Amazon tells me they can’t cancel it without contacting this other account WHO IS STEALING OUR MONEY to let them know we have concerns.

We did it, @JoeBiden.

FINALLY. 🙌🏻

I’m just saying!! Who’s with me!!

We’re at the part in this election where my husband is unhinged and muttering about the votes in Philadelphia while doing the dishes. How’s it going in your home?

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

When Joey says “I think I’m in love with you,” it literally makes my heart stop beating. JOEY AND PACEY FOREVER.

[cat unspools toilet paper] Me: Do you pay for that toilet paper?! No? Well, neither do we! BE MORE RESPECTFUL OF OUR MOTHERS, DAMMIT.

NO PUPPY. YOU’RE THE PUPPY.

Perhaps we could also debate by mail.

@ChipotleTweets Do you have a different contact number to use? Your current one says it's not in service.

My mom broke the news about RBG while on the phone and I was just like WE ARE FUCKED. Sorry, mom. These are dark times.

@hulu I'm stuck in an endless loop of ads when I try to watch ESPN2 live. I get the same exact thing on my Playstation 4 and on the website. I've tried all of the steps to get it to work on both and it still starts at the same 6:11 mark and shows me the same ads. Help?

@bookofthemonth When am I allowed to get worried that my July box is lost if the tracking hasn't updated since July 1 and it still says USPS Awaiting Item?

After watching the live performance of Satisfied, it will never not wreck me now. 😭 #HamiltonFilm