Uncle Ekom

I’m so jealous of the people who actually made it out of this country.

UK heat and Nigerian heat are honestly two completely different experiences. UK heat is dry and suffocating, the air can feel so still that you almost start fighting for oxygen. How many houses even have AC in the UK? Nigeria’s heat can be brutal and scorching, yes, but there’s usually movement in the air, humidity, and AC is practically part of survival culture for the affluent. House AC, car AC, office AC, restaurant AC…you’re constantly moving between cooled spaces.

If you’re moving from Nigeria 🇳🇬 to the UK 🇬🇧 and you’re unsure which city to choose, here’s a quick shortcut to save you hours of research. 🇬🇧 London = 🇳🇬 Lagos. Same pressure, same movement, same feeling that everybody is chasing something bigger. 🇬🇧 Milton Keynes = 🇳🇬 Abuja. Clean, planned, structured, and somehow still making roundabouts a lifestyle. 🇬🇧 Edinburgh = 🇳🇬 Port Harcourt. Oil city energy, straight-faced people, and zero interest in pretending life is cheap. 🇬🇧 Birmingham = 🇳🇬 Kano. Young city, serious hustle, and enough commercial weight to matter without needing London’s validation. 🇬🇧 Leicester = 🇳🇬 Benin City. Community everywhere, cultures mixing easily, and enough Naija presence to make the move feel softer. 🇬🇧 Manchester = 🇳🇬 Ibadan. Proud identity, deep culture, and a city that does not need to shout before you notice its influence. 🇬🇧 Leeds = 🇳🇬 Kaduna. Quietly important. Practical people. No unnecessary noise, just real life and real work. 🇬🇧 Bristol = 🇳🇬 Enugu. Clean energy. Creative crowd. A softer pace, but still enough ambition to keep things moving. 🇬🇧 Bradford = 🇳🇬 Ilorin. Affordable, underrated, and built more on real community than on hype. Which one did I get right and which one did I miss?

As a man nobody will sleep with your wife if you never sleep with another man’s wife before.

I don't believe Baddy intentionally wanted to throw Wizarab under the bus. He's just genuinely a stupid person - and I don't mean this as an insult. The people that interpreted the tweet as a shade, are not wrong. Wizarab's reaction is minimal. He's a better man than I am.

Even Dangote is struggling to see Nigerians to hire. So, it is not just a Moniepoint problem. If I were you, I will ignore those arguing on social media and start positioning myself. Hear them yourself. Most of them shouting unemployment on social media's have no clue how to work in any factories, office or company.

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"My intuition is always right" Abeg dey drop sporty code everyday.

Not that surprising.. Messi’s not even the greatest Argentinian player. My all-time XI is perfect without him.

If i get 25m for aza, nothing in this world fit make me fall back to ground zero.

France are going to the World Cup with Mbappe Dembele, Olise, Cherki and Doue WTF 😭😭😭

Anybody that is able to “japa” to either UK or US wasn’t struggling in Nigeria, let that sink into your head, don’t pressure yourself!

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