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Bye then. Anything further isn't me.

@dulwichdik @swissfamilyB @simonharris_mbd Would it? Or would everyone having more just push prices up? (Genuinely no idea, though I realise I sound very cynical by asking this question)

@swissfamilyB @simonharris_mbd Coupled with your wages it would allow you to buy the house you are renting.

"Never forget he's a human being." Nicely said, @CroftyF1

@sou_airport Please register me for flight updates on flight SI3361 on 2023/03/10 11:20 GMT+00:00

#Sunrise and #moonrise from #Chippenham, #Wiltshire yesterday. The only good thing about the lack of rain is the lack of cloud. #supermoon @chriswarburton_ @5liveSport

I know this isn't the most accurate way of taking the temperature, but... #heatwave #UKHeatwave #Chippenham #Wiltshire

@EdenProject Hi. I'm coming down for NIN at the weekend and would like to spend the day at the project, but also need to check into a hotel in the afternoon. Will I be able to leave the site and get back in for the gig?

Unexpected appearance of the #newporthelicopter on #Eurovision

Is the #Eurovision host the time-travelling offspring of @noelfielding11 and @susie_dent ?

"Gaming = candy crush"? Bit up himself isn't he? @SundayBrunchC4 #sundaybrunch

@watsoncomedian Tap on the shoulder followed by "sorry guys can I get to the bar?" isn't that hard, is it?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s you, the two guys in front of me, and my message is: now you have been served, please move away from the bar.

@SundayBrunchC4 @simonrim @timlovejoy I'd forgotten @simonrim being a bit tipsy. Hadn't forgotten @timlovejoy 's ridiculous jumper though!

It only takes a few sips of whiskey for @simonrim to start declaring his love for @timlovejoy 🥃 #DrinkyPoos #FridayFeeling

@mrxianstovall @PicardTips Not really, no.

@PicardTips *are

Picard management tip: Data is easier to manage than humans.

@paulsinha Wordle chat is most welcome, @paulsinha. I've got a daily routine of five of them: Worldle, Heardle, Wordle, Quordle, and Octordle.

@wiltscouncil Totally understand if they're not, but are bin collections as normal today? Don't want to miss it, equally don't want to see recycling flying around the road. On the (currently still standing) fence as to whether the bins should be out or not.

⚠️All Household Recycling Centres will remain closed today.⚠️

⚠️ Update to services - Friday 18 February ⚠️ Due to the predicted strong winds our Libraries will be #closed across the county today. Please follow this thread for the latest updates to services #StormEunice #WeatherAware

@BioMickWatson @KirstieMAllsopp We didn't need any further evidence.

If I was going to reveal what an awful person I was, I simply wouldn't do it in a national newspaper where millions could see it @KirstieMAllsopp

Serves you right for buying Mac, @nomadicrevery

Hahahaha #Anarchy

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We're trying to demonstrate that someone is always there, especially at this time of year. Call 0800 689 5652 (National Suicide Prevention Helpline UK). Just two.Any two. Copy, not retweet. Let’s all look out for each other

@Jimllpaintit Aww, but spiders are awesome. There are loads of people in this Facebook group ( facebook.com/groups/British… ) that have got over their fear by learning about spiders. If you're interested in doing so.