Sir Plucky

My saviour is not a white man

@PastorNancyAda @jon_d_doe One of the reasons, I will never allow my son to be raised by a woman. Women are terrible at judgement and decision making.

@jon_d_doe Well, that's only okay if he truly doesn't have the funds to support his brother. I do not expect students to be put under that much pressure, even during holiday time. He needs that time to prepare for the new semester. At least, that was what I used to do.

This month, I was in an Uber. The young man who drove me is a student. He was driving his brother's car. He lives with him and he told him that he would not be paying his school fees. But that he can be using his car to raise money for his school fees during holidays. End.

We give you quality for your money. I will supply you honey and you will love it.

@jon_d_doe I prefer Nazi Erufi on that ticket with Obi

Is this a sure win for the Presidency?

@engrICO2015 I have seen a failed man turn his children against their mother. All the children are seeing their mother as someone who does too much

You see this issue she talked about ...many families are facing it now as you read this 👇 Why are ladies like this .

@_______Collins Bro won in life

This brother won in life… very loving and supportive wife ❤️

@jon_d_doe Very painful indeed What Nigeria has turned its citizens into. But that is just the truth we can't solve Nigeria problems by running away

This video is too painful to watch.

@Temmy_omoileri Women will first self destruct before they have sense

I'm Sapiosexual! I like my man dark skin, tall, gentle, especially soft spoken..... Ontop of it, a little bit of wobe... asin, must understand " an empty street, and empty house, a hole inside my heart, I'm all alone, the rooms are getting smaller,.......... he must knows those sweet lines and rhythms.... enjoys alone time as much as I do..... Hmmmmm!!! None of these comes in one package..... People learn them overtime.... Life taught me that, all you need in a man that will give you peace of mind is *A CHILD OF GOD BORN OF WATER AND THE SPIRIT* I realized that the more sexy, handsome, tall, the more idiotic they are..... 😆 🤣 😂 Speaking to some men and you'll be asking yourself, how did he get all those degrees? Infact they're running emotional scam on ladies now knowing that's what they're craving..... There's more to life than *Hey sweet, come here lemme kiss you* Once the real life hits you hard, even when they say these sweet words, you won't hear them speaking.... Alot of women are emotionally drained and suffering from severe mental fatigue because of their choice is not choicing....... SISTERS IF HE IS A CHILD OF GOD, GROWING, HE ACKNOWLEDGES HE HAS SINNED AND GO TO PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS, CONSCIOUS OF HIS WALK WITH GOD, ADMITTING WHEN HE IS WRONG, QUICK TO APOLOGIZE, WILL GO TO ANY LENGHT TO ENSURE YOU'RE SAFE AND HAPPY, PRIORITIZE YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, HE IS HAPPY BECAUSE YOU ARE HAPPY, PLEASE GRAB HIM NOW........ IF HE IS NOT FINANCIALLY STABLE, AND YOU SEE HE IS WILLING TO GROW, STABILIZE HIM FINANCIALLY, DON'T LET ANYONE LIE TO YOU, YOUR BEST GUY MIGHT BE BROKE AND IT IS YOU WHO WILL DO THE LIFTING IN COMPLETE HUMBLENESS AND TOTAL SURRENDEREDNESS. THERE'S NO TOO MANY 6", 6"1,2,3,4 OUT THERE. DON'T BE AN IDIOT AND CONDESCEND YOUR FELLOW HUMANS BECAUSE OF LOOKS. WAKE UP, WISE UP, FOCUS ON WHAT IS NEEDFUL.... MAY GOD GRANT YOU THE MAN YOU NEED..... AMEN.

Somewhere in the East Nature is the best Engineer

@jon_d_doe Good morning high chief I am into bee keeping as a side hustle and would like to give you one of these cans from my product use it and possibly give me a shout out. I will so much appreciate it. Just tell me where to waybill it and it is done.

Best camera man in the world 😂.

@jon_d_doe He is a self-centered man End

From my DM. "So my mother-in-law is currently doing omugwo in my house. I noticed that whenever my wife finishes cooking, she serves her first. But that’s not the issue, Sir. On a cool evening, my Father-in-Law came around to see us. Coincidentally, my elder brother came too. So my wife finished cooking, served her father, served my elder brother and her mother before serving me, in my own house. I felt insulted and disrespected. I was thinking the right thing to do is bring me my food first, then I will tell her to serve others then wait for her to finish serving them before we proceed to eating. Am I overthinking this Sir?" End.

@jon_d_doe @ilyasomeiza You are really old sir My respect for you just increased a percent more.

The ACs in my house are rarely used because they're older models, but they're still very functional. When NEPA (PHCN) used to bring estimated bills to where we live, the ACs were always on 24/7. For example: They would bring an estimated N25k for a month's usage, and I would be complaining. I would tell my wife to go and pay N15k to avoid disconnection. We would move on. It continued like that until the day they gave us a pre-paid meter. When they brought the meter, they told us that all the unpaid bills from past estimated billings would be factored into the meter. It amounted to about N600k. And they told us that we had six months to pay it back. This means that each time we were to purchase light units, we had to buy more than N100k units; otherwise, we wouldn't have electricity in the house.. That was how I started buying units of N150k each time: N100k for debt, and N50k for electricity to be used until it was fully consumed. Na so we stop to dey use AC anyhow ooo. That was when I realized that the estimated billing days were a luxury. We would manage the N50k units for a few months before we went to buy another N150k. We have since finished paying the N600k. But we no dey use AC again. We dey find who go buy dem sef. So I fit add the little money to buy modern ones that are inverter friendly and consume less power. Till then... Na Fan all the way. End.

@Sandeesolomon Dementia as a result of old age 😂😂😂

In my 20s I was only attracted to dark skin men, lately I now find myself being attracted to light skinned men and I am wondering what changed 😁

@AsaabaCharlotte Life goes on

What happens when we die?????

@dranthoniaeddo Money is not made through one channel

@ekweja How much did Elon pay you today ? Yeye ?

My standard in men?? Veryyy calm, very generous very emotionally intelligent, very lovey dovey, very masculine.

@EmmaOkoreMD Be a man. Profession is profession, maintain the ethics you can only meet the woman privately and discuss with her telling her the risk of not telling her man the actual conditions, that is if she has not told him ooo. Choose your world and allow the world others choose to exist

A very close friend came to visit me yesterday. He's been dating this beautiful lady for 9 months and has finally decided to propose this weekend. He wanted me there as his morale booster. When he showed me her picture. I froze. I operated on this lady a year ago for ectopic pregnancy. She lost one fallopian tube during surgery. The other tube was completely blocked from chronic pelvic infection. This means she cannot conceive naturally. Ever. And my guy is not financially ready for IVF wahala. Not even close. My face changed instantly. He noticed, but I played it off. I've been restless ever since he left. Now I'm stuck between two unfavourable options Should I breach patient's confidentiality and tell my friend the truth? This would save him from a marriage that could crash on the rocks of infertility and financial strain. But at the risk of my career, my license, and the lady's right to privacy. Or should I keep quiet and let him marry her. But it would break my heart to watch him discover the truth months or years later, after heartbreak, blame, and possibly divorce. Knowing I could have stopped it. What would you do if you were in my shoes? I need answers fast. Weekend is just 2 days away.

@ShegunTweets It is gonna be alright The Lord is your strength 💪

Bro I pay ₦7,600 every single month. Not because I’m swimming in money. Not because life is soft. But because I believed it would open doors. Meanwhile, I’m struggling to feed. Bills are staring at me like unpaid debts have emotions. Every naira counts. Every coin has purpose. Yet I still subscribed. I still showed up. I still created. I still pushed. And till today… nothing. No payout. No support. Just vibes and silence. It’s crazy how you can invest in something hoping it’ll lift you up, while you’re quietly drowning behind the scenes. Sometimes I look at that ₦7,600 and think of food it could’ve bought. Electricity it could’ve paid for. Peace of mind it could’ve given me. But instead, I chose belief. And I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t hurt. If you see someone trying online, don’t mock them. You have no idea what they sacrificed to keep showing up. Do you think I should keep trying or just sell my account

@dranthoniaeddo This account that collected that money can be sued on different count charges ranging from breach of trust, obtaining money by force pretence and more. But No, Nigerian system is a place where the poor doesn't deserve justice. When will this country ever be a sane environment ?

The Laptop Scam When the flyer first appeared on WhatsApp groups, it sounded like hope. “Apply for the Tech Future Initiative. 700 Nigerians will FREE laptops to start their careers in cybersecurity, product management, and data analysis.” For many young Nigerians, it felt like a miracle. All they had to do was pay a ₦10,000 “commitment fee.” The organizers said it was to “secure their laptop and prevent unserious applicants.” Within three weeks, over 600 people applied. Some borrowed money. Some used their last savings. Some even convinced their parents that this was their chance to finally escape unemployment. A WhatsApp group was created. Motivational messages came every morning. “Your life is about to change.” “You are the future of African tech.” “Laptops are already on the way.” They even posted pictures of cartons of laptops stacked in a warehouse. The group was full of excitement. People introduced themselves.

@Disrupttor Borno

3M salary to live in Borno 2.5M salary to live in Zamfara 1.5M to live in Jos 1M to live in kogi 500k to live in Enugu 500k to live in Akwa Ibom 550k to live in Port Harcourt 600k to live in Abuja 600k to live in Lagos Which state are you choosing??😏😏

@itsTseTse I will never be a real man 💪

A man who chooses to stay with a woman while she’s pregnant with another man’s child is a real one