Chief Long Schlong

Woman are kind of like human Jews

@jeff4836327701 Do any black people live in your village Jeff?

@jeff4836327701 I’m the real deal pal. Don’t test me

@jeff4836327701 I’ve taken shots bigger than you bud. How’s the weather down there?

Just parked safely in my driveway after a successful night out. Drunk drivers always get a bad rep #roadwarrior

if your whore mother was at the coop tonight she’s carrying my child #niggawhat

Just got frame mogged by a midget #niggawhat

Why should Iowa State football even bother recruiting high schoolers when they have they have this monstrosity already?

No thanks liberals

Yk what maybe I will watch this last season of Stranger Things

Dad’s trust fund paid dividends this Christmas #stackbread #whitepriviledge

KD smoke asked to hangout tonight so I had to pull out the big guns #icantgetitup

@c3mDumpster Would.

Matt “that nigga” Prater

Oh fuck it’s calling to me

@Hokies_4L Stop making this gay shit and use the savings to expand the athletic budget

This is how I imagine Pop was watching Drones play yesterday

@RebelKodak “Adrian explain our friend group”

@HBCBURNER Welfare.

Wonder who these guys are rooting for

Just updated my LinkedIn guys