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@sosonosonosono Oh how I wish this were true.

IF YOU'RE READING THIS. YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS. WE'RE TRYING A NEW METHOD. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MESSAGE WILL END UP IN YOUR DREAM. BUT WE HOPE WE'RE GETTING THROUGH. PLEASE WAKE UP.

@MadDi_Fazley No.

@elaa_hx May I?

Anyway, unfathomable clavicle to ribcage ratio. I’m jealous of anyone who has ever hugged me.

That last part doesn’t have anything to do with being an adult, but I sure didn’t have these issues before turning 20

I’m so stressed out my ears are plugged, nothing is being decided on for the move, and I have to buy so much stuff and I can’t take a break from work while I do this because I need the money more than ever and I get nauseous no matter what I eat and BEING AN ADULT SUCKS

If I were a guy, I’d just constantly be shirtless and also probably in jail with a couple of baby mamas

@MadDi_Fazley Protein slop everywhere

@elaa_hx Hey what's wrong?

Protein this protein that shut the fuck up SHUT THE FUCK UP

@MadDi_Fazley Hahah I don’t know about that, but thank you I appreciate it :)

@elaa_hx And you have that kind of body? You are a fucking anomaly. Girls are dying to have your body

I need to lock in, stop eating slop, and look like an extraterrestrial by July

@miss_tomoe Thank you, I appreciate it 🥲<3

@elaa_hx Girl your look gorgeous 😭😭

@MadDi_Fazley Once in a blue moon

@elaa_hx Don't you work out?

@7474ykyk Too good for modelling?..

@elaa_hx You look too good to be a model tbh..

@Suna84695717 Ik exactly which one you mean!! Tysm <3

@elaa_hx Omg reminds me with the same shirt that pintrest girly with the outside background an can see they slim body see through😲🌻🌻sups gorg

@Petrcermis That’s exactly what I meant by extraterrestrial

@elaa_hx I'm so sorry but this was what literally popped into my mind as I saw this post lol

I blow dried my hair today instead of straightening it. It feels so soft.

@sxnthwave A few. And when I’m having a horrible day, I remind myself that atleast they’re not in my life, and that brings me some joy.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever cut off a person that was draining the life from you

I should just castrate him. He’s 27 btw.

I live on Doritos, soda and gummy bears, don’t ask me shit about my diet

@Petrcermis I will sodomise you, little man.

@elaa_hx Admitting a mistake is the first step towards learning, now get back to the kitchen I'm getting quite hungry

I forgot to turn off comments and now it’s too late