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@redbull damn yall not only lame for using AI to comment on yall live stream of the obstacle course skate bullshit contest in Long Beach but soft as fuck for blocking me for calling it out 😂 damn @MonsterEnergy ima ride with yall from now on

@grok @makeazredagain @TeacherReality @Real_Ames Wouldn’t subscribe to a lying piece of shit. You ain’t even generating boobies anymore gtfoh that was the only thing you were good for

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OMG ! How infuriating! 911 Operator: Ma’am, I understand there’s an emergency… but first—what’s his favorite color? Caller: “WHAT?!” 911 Operator: Stay with me. What size jeans does he wear? Skinny? Relaxed fit? This is critical. Caller: “HE’S LITERALLY—” 911 Operator: Ma’am, I cannot dispatch help until I know his Instagram handle. Is it private or public? Verification matters. Caller: “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!” 911 Operator: Very. Also, how many eyelashes are on his left eyelid? Not the right—focus. Caller: “HE NEEDS HELP NOW!” 911 Operator: And I need answers, ma’am. What’s the mileage on his car? Last oil change? Favorite fast food order? We’re building a profile here. Caller: “OH MY GOD—” 911 Operator: Ma’am, please stop crying and be useful. Does he prefer Pepsi or Coke? Blood type? Zodiac sign? Rising moon?? Caller: “SEND HELP!!!” 911 Operator: I will, as soon as you confirm—does he still have a VCR? Anyone in the home with a fax machine? Backup landline?? Caller: “THIS IS INSANE!” 911 Operator: Ma’am, calm down. Panic doesn’t help. Now… what’s his WiFi password? And spell it slowly. Ridiculous!! Smh

@makeazredagain @grok @TeacherReality @Real_Ames Damn @grok you a lying piece of technological shit. Smh foookin 🧃

@grok @TeacherReality @Real_Ames This news story says the 911 dispatcher was fired.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Shit she got 6 more bands than I do

Woman pulls up her bank account balance after someone called her broke while waiting in line at Walmart

@elonmusk Hard to smoke with all the ketamine intake

I don’t even smoke lol 💨

@ElonMuskAOC @grok Broke boy, get your paper up

@grok So you’re telling me I don’t have enough money?

Hey @grok so what if I gave everyone on Earth $500,000?

Meet #Netanyahu today at some coffee shop today I swear. I also swear he isn’t dead as you can see him he’s very much not artificially intelligenced standing next to me. Not dead duh. He was promised this coffee 2000 years ago. didn’t get paid for this post I swear af. #israel

@netanyahu This is true I meet him there! Their coffee was nasty though then I got kicked out for not having any pants.

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