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El Canche a las Brasas / Subo recetas de todo a la parrilla :) Una breve dosis de acidez y alcoholismo rodean mi vida. Construir una casa por el tejado,
El Lago Azul / Chiribisco Katılım Haziran 2011
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@elbobwaits Yo propongo subir el sueldo de IT y reducir HR, total, "Claudia" lo hace mejor ya 😂
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durante una exposición de IA en el trabajo:
Yo : Y asi, con IA pueden hacer su trabajo 10 veces mas rapido, nosotros ya lo hacemos
Alguien de RRHH: O sea que ya les pueden bajar el sueldo
Yo: Si, cuando ustedes aprendan a encender su computadora sin depender de nosotros.
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Este mundial no se siente como mundial, por qué no han sacado las tapitas de Pepsi para cambiar por el álbum? Ni hay vasos mundialistas en mcdonalds, ni coca cola sacó sus vasos que cambian de color con el frío. Que está pasando?
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Ya valió barriga señor verga
VECERT Analyzer@VECERTRadar
🚨 NATIONAL SECURITY ALERT: DIGITAL INFRASTRUCTURE COLLAPSE – GUATEMALA (RENAP & SAT) 🇬🇹🏛️🚗🔓 The most severe threat to Guatemala's digital sovereignty in its history has been detected. Threat actor GordonFreeman, in coordination with the group Team L4TAMFUCKERS, claims to have breached the entirety of the RENAP and SAT systems, exfiltrating the identity data of the entire population and the country's complete vehicle registry. 🏢 Affected Entities: RENAP: National Registry of Persons. SAT: Superintendence of Tax Administration. 👤 Threat Actors: GordonFreeman, Izanagi, cantpwn, and YoSoyGroot (Team L4TAMFUCKERS). 📊 Breach Volume: 18 Million Records (RENAP): Birth, marriage, and death certificates, as well as biometric and sensitive data for the entire nation. 5.6 Million Vehicle Records (SAT): Ownership data, Tax ID numbers (NIT), names, tax addresses, chassis numbers, engine numbers, license plates, and electronic ownership certificates. 📊 Breach Scope (Absolute Exposure) The leak grants total control over citizens' identities and property: Civil Identity: Access to the complete database of Guatemalan citizens, spanning from birth to death. Vehicle Information: Exhaustive details on every vehicle in the country, including Electronic Circulation Cards and Titles of Ownership. Persistence: The attackers claim to have established persistence within the infrastructure, meaning they maintain hidden access points even if attempts are made to close known vulnerabilities. 🛡️ Immediate Response Recommendations 🔒 Declaration of Digital Emergency: The Government of Guatemala must immediately activate its national security and cyber defense protocols. 🔑 Privileged Account Audit: It is imperative to conduct a threat hunt to locate the persistence points and web shells that the group claims to have installed. Monitor: analyzer.vecert.io #CyberSecurity #Guatemala #RENAP #SAT #DataBreach #L4TAMFUCKERS #GordonFreeman #NationalEmergency #VECERT #InfoSec 🇬🇹🛡️⚠️🚨🏛️
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Corre y va de nuevo
VECERT Analyzer@VECERTRadar
🚨 FINANCIAL INTELLIGENCE ALERT: MASSIVE LEAK – UNIVERSITY OF SAN CARLOS OF GUATEMALA (USAC) 🇬🇹🎓🏦🔓 A critical security compromise has been detected affecting the Integrated Financial Information System (SIIF) of the University of San Carlos of Guatemala (USAC). Threat actor MrGoblinciano has published a database containing sensitive financial information regarding the institution's employees. 🏢 Affected Entity: University of San Carlos of Guatemala (USAC). 👤 Threat Actor: MrGoblinciano. 🌐 Compromised System: USAC - SIIF (Integrated Financial Information System). 📅 Data Period: Information corresponding to the years 2025 and 2026. 📊 Scope of the Breach (PII and Banking Data) The leak exposes critical financial fields that enable precise economic profiling of the teaching and administrative staff: Official Identity: Names of recipients and their CUI (Unique Identification Code) numbers. Banking Information: Bank names and bank account numbers. Payroll Details: Deposit amounts (in figures and words) and transaction dates. Organizational Structure: Specific university departments where the affected individual is employed. 🛡️ Immediate Response Recommendations 🔒 Change Bank Accounts: USAC personnel are advised to consult with their banking institutions regarding the possibility of changing their account numbers or, at a minimum, activating enhanced security alerts. 🔑 SIIF Security: The university must immediately audit SIIF access logs to identify the exfiltration vector and close any persistent vulnerabilities. Monitor: analyzer.vecert.io #CyberSecurity #Guatemala #USAC #SIIF #DataBreach #Finance #CUI #MrGoblinciano #VECERT #InfoSec 🇬🇹🛡️⚠️🚨🏦
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Estimado lector de tuirer, si usted vota, ha votado o apoya a @RQuinonezL @amilcarmontejo @muniguate Déjeme decirle que es más estupido que los antes mencionados. Hay que sacarlos de ahí pero ya! Cómo putas hacen eso? 😒😒
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Agentes de la PMT retiran de la 7ma avenida a un grupo de personas que intentan participar en la carrera que no cuentan con número. 📷 Moises Xec / PL
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Será que WhatsApp marca que uno está escribiendo cuando uno está buscando un sticker?
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Los call centers son la zona 0 de la automatización. Ahí, ya no es.
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Bueno, ya fui a entrenar, el resto del fin de semana ya puedo entregarme al alcoholismo y los excesos
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Los del BI me han estado llamando para cobrarme por una tarjeta de crédito que ni tengo. Les escribí y que mi tarjeta sí está al día.
¿CUAL TARJETA SEÑOR?
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Más que el precio de la gasolina, a mi me preocupa que la caja de lanzoprazol está bien cara
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