The Eldritch

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I’ve spent the past couple of weeks building Looters: a public archive of Nigerian political corruption since the 1990s. Governors, ministers, shell companies, Swiss accounts, the Jersey trusts, — one searchable graph. You too can connect the dots: 1000reasons.vote/looters

@Hamzeml I use a dedicated Hetzner server for all my infra

I started worrying about US dominance in tech infra. So I did the founder thing: I stopped complaining and started testing European alternatives. First use case: AI inference. I built a certification layer to prove that the GPU handling my request is in Europe and that the data path does not leave Europe. @OVHcloud first. @Scaleway next. More providers after that. It worked. Then I started publishing a European tech stack list. But there was one stupid problem: The repo was on GitHub which too American. So I deployed Forgejo on an OVH cluster and started working on a scalable European Git setup that other builders could also use. This morning, OVHcloud suspended all my projects. They will be deleted in 7 days. You cannot make this up. This is the beginning of my journey to make European infra actually usable for developers and startups. Not policy papers. Not conference panels. Not sovereignty theatre. Just working infra. I’ll keep you posted.

So I've been on sonnet 4.6 for the longest cause it's affordable and still great. Switched to Opus 4.7 this morning and it's so good but it's so token hungry 😫😭😭😭😭 It might be time to upgrade to the max plan 😪

@Maleekoyibo 😂😂🤣🤣

@eldritchsama Hahaha. Na your zone be that o, i forget 😂😂😂

I heard they sell the cheapest fish in Wumba, how true is that?

@JamesLaurena Get the Airtel ODU instead

You are an adult woman. Enjoy sex without thinking it’s something being taken away from you. It’s just SEX!!

@callmedharmmie Sinzu moneyyyyyyyy like you? Come off it mai dear

@eldritchsama Oh I get Lmao if you use payment plan, how I wan take get new one 😭😭😭

I’m craving a new car 😬

@callmedharmmie I day Na to come collect the old one, I no say make you dash me I go need payment plans small sha 🤧

@eldritchsama Wetin I wan use 2 cars do right now?🤣🤣🤣 Will most likely sell Zarah and get a new one but fingers crossed No be now

@callmedharmmie Tor as I no wan open another traditional bank account, Na Cleva get me

@eldritchsama I don’t use any of these cards tbh Na my Providus card I de use shop Their exchange rates are always ridiculous

Raenest is one of my favorite apps on my phone 🤣🤣🤣 I no de use am play

Noticed this was shocked cause I was at 78% weekly usage and it rest back to 0% Mind blown 🤯

@python_xi Android when? 🥺🥺🥺

I built a messaging app that doesn't know who you are, or what you say. No phone number. No email. No sign up. Download → get a Ghost ID → share it → talk. Encrypted messages, voice & video calls, group channels, all end-to-end encrypted. We don't store your conversations. We can't read them. They pass through and disappear. Your identity is yours to give. Your conversations live on your device and nowhere else. Ghostgram is free on the App Store. ghostgram.chat

I no follow una for this hybrid talk My job is fully remote, I've made more in my one year than in my whole time doing 9-5 and photography over the past 5 years combined. Remote all the way abeg 😂

These toxic “alpha male” guys that think the only way to control a woman is by being aggressive, harsh, emotionally unavailable or toxic are usually the weakest men offline. Why do I have to withhold love, care and affection just so a woman can fear me and call it respect? I command respect and value without acting like a tyrant. If you need toxicity to feel masculine, you’re not strong, you’re insecure.

@python_xi Android when 🤧

Setting up beta program for Ghostgram, should be soon ready

@python_xi 😂🤣

Wait I didn’t sleep

Haha Ghostgram approved Where did I sleep yesterday

@bamasjnr Tor if that's what you chose to believe 🤧

@eldritchsama Yes sir I’m not 😭

I’m not an alcoholic; I don't have to drink. I just enjoy a cocktail or two at the end of the day. But I have rules now: - I don't drink before 7am. -I don’t drink on an empty stomach. -I always hide the car keys. -I give someone my phone so I don’t make any embarrassing calls/texts. -Not more than 2 ounces of alcohol in an hour. -Not more than 12 ounces in the night.