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can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire

"It's not [fans'] job to keep theaters open, it's our job to make things that make it worth coming out" — 'Project Hail Mary' star Ryan Gosling

Nickelodeon's Amby & Dexter (1997)

If not me then who?

Look how insane Klangkuenstler’s production was at his OUTWORLD Madrid show 🤯🙌

The DSM didn’t account for me

@runesword1 An idiot sandwich 😔

gun to your head what are you

This gotta be one of the Top 10 videos I've seen on here

pov: you jump back into the middle of a game you haven't played in months

on some shit jehova hasn't witnessed

früher habe ich sie gegeneinander kämpfen lassen heute vereinen sie sich

I beat cyberpunk 2077 and all meaning to life was gone for a while

That squid is going to starve to death

@yuandyne Boba fett

Doesn’t it suck now that you can’t put a small cool piece of worldbuilding that does a lot more with less and people are so incapable of just accepting it without begging for you to make sequels and spinoffs ad nauseum

doing this nowadays will make women more likely to cheat on you

i’m begging yall to go to new festivals and expand ur sound

Me: *Very gently pushes shower handle 1cm to the left* The shower:

The most destructive piece of internet lore ever created is the phrase: "If they wanted to, they would." ​It sounds empowering, but it is actually deeply narcissistic. It assumes that a person’s actions are dictated 100% by their desire for you, while completely ignoring their capacity. ​A partner can desperately want to give you the world, but if they are fighting a silent financial war, battling burnout, or dealing with a health crisis, their capacity is at zero. Measuring a stressed partner's love strictly by their ability to "perform" is a lethal mistake. "If they wanted to, they would" is the fastest way to lose a fiercely loyal partner over a temporary lack of bandwidth.