paranormal sextivities

came so hard I tore my ACL

how do i force my boyfriend to stop riding motorcycles bc i don’t want to be a widow at 32?

and the anxiety washed over me in an awesome wave

Joan Cusack is the Toni Collette of Judy Greers

i played a video game for over 12 hours today

cuz look at gaagaa

my cat threw up her first hairball and it looks disgusting!!!🤗🤗

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

do not date a man who also loves to go shopping. you two will make dangerous decisions together.

realized i’m actually quite a serious person and i’m not very good at goofing around lol

WE UP

not a single nonchalant bone in my body, I see the sky change color and I’m jumping like a fool

i need tretinoin

listening to recordings i made in high school,,, my voice is a whole octave lower now

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

why is every waffle house 45°F inside

i am at my clits end !

@thursdayiexist selina’s apartment pops up on my pinterest all the time lol

not my home but i know my way around

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

boyfriend just told me he got us tickets to the hayley williams/rico nasty tour i’m going to backflip into a dougie