miss me with that bullshit

If COVID shots were given away for free because they "saved lives", why isnt insulin given away for free? Or chemotherapy? Or EpiPens?

Man that lady from JP Morgan an executive director prolly pulling 500k a year if not more fuck the office I woulda been at her condo on the weekends too

I’m not even a soccer fan and I know who Messi and Ronaldo is, so yall cannot convince me only basketball fans know of Klay.

A'ja Wilson is the queen of switching her hair up for media day 👑 😮‍💨 Which look is your favorite?

Are you a titty sucker or pussy eater?

Random fact of the day: The lead singer of Jamiroquai, Jay Kay, once broke up with Winona Ryder because her breasts were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time.

Is Donald a Viltrumite? He's barely agrd since he met Cecil over 20 years ago...

REPORTER: You mentioned that, staying on as Fed governor, you intend to keep a low profile. Could you give us a little more detail on what that looks like? JEROME POWELL: *ducks down*

Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy

wemby for real does not like idf lmao

Train station in China

My barber raised his price to £45, this is where we part ways my brother.

Why do a lot of Black characters in Invincible have bald hairstyles?

Kennard on everything I love bro. I just need 1

Been a connection for years with her…what’s my move?

Never even liked tennis anyway.