Charlotte Lee

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Charlotte Lee

Charlotte Lee

@cljack

Temporarily a Napoleon-themed account. Live-tweeting my way through the Andrew Roberts biography

Washington, DC Katılım Ocak 2009
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Farooq Tirmizi
Farooq Tirmizi@FarooqTirmizi·
@cljack How close are you to writing a fantasy novel about going back in time and dating Napoleon?
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Charlotte Lee
Charlotte Lee@cljack·
I’m only looking for men who meet the 6-6-6 standard 💅 ✅ Six years younger than me ✅ Seizes control of the country within six years of promotion to brigadier general ✅ Victor of the Six Days’ Campaign
NY4Eva@eschensam

@cljack @GilberteDSL I do genuinely appreciate that your standard for a significant other is "can he conquer Europe"?

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Matthew Graham
Matthew Graham@mattyryze·
@cljack best I can do is roughly six years on Saint Helena, a six month Russian campaign, and a 6-pounder field gun
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Matthew Dalby
Matthew Dalby@MatthewJDalby·
@cljack I was just going to invent this pre-workout supplement but then I found it already exists.
Matthew Dalby tweet media
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Charlotte Lee
Charlotte Lee@cljack·
@AdrianNF8173 I don't know what any of those words mean but unlike a scarily high number of men, I know that C4 doesn't go in your mouth
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Adrian NRF
Adrian NRF@AdrianNF8173·
@cljack It's not true. Even at normal conditions the standard enthalpy of combustion of trinitrotoluene is around 15MJ/kg. Don't know what that clown is smoking. Have the tables in Perry's right in front of me.
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Matthew Dalby
Matthew Dalby@MatthewJDalby·
@cljack Only eat food that explodes very slowly in a controlled manner inside your mitochondria.
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Charlotte Lee
Charlotte Lee@cljack·
They will and they have eaten explosives with no hesitation at all, on a dare. Majestic creatures
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NY4Eva
NY4Eva@eschensam·
@cljack You deserve a man who: -straight-up invents the Corps system -smashes TWO great empires at Austerlitz -introduces an entire legal code, much of which is in use 2 centuries hence. A lady's gotta have standards!
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Charlotte Lee
Charlotte Lee@cljack·
“always watching, never seen” is such a banger of a phrase I was sure it already existed, but apparently @APTease was the first one to ever think of it?! Poetic lyricist queen. Maybe we should see what she can do with the Odyssey
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coscorrodrift
coscorrodrift@Coscorrodrift·
@cljack These unrealistic standards are furthering the male loneliness crisis... The 6 year alone exile is supposed to come after...
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Charlotte Lee
Charlotte Lee@cljack·
@MatthewJRoth Often used as the default stand in for evil before we all switched to Hitler!
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Charlotte Lee
Charlotte Lee@cljack·
@AdrianNF8173 This is mostly humorous commentary on how women looking for a romantic relationship often have super high standards for wrong or irrelevant things
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Adrian NRF
Adrian NRF@AdrianNF8173·
@cljack De Gaulle went from colonel to head of state in two. What is this obsession with this monster. He took 500 thousand men to die in Russia for nothing. I think he sold you guys Louisiana for 6c an acre. Like created a competing hegemon to finance the slaughter of a generation.
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Charlotte Lee
Charlotte Lee@cljack·
@men_teeth Yes he was 6 years younger than Josephine. That’s not actually important to me either way tbh, I’m much more focused on ability to conquer and/or overthrow
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Menteith
Menteith@men_teeth·
@cljack Is six years younger a reference to some Napoleon thing?
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Jules Winnfield
Jules Winnfield@Ezekial_2517·
@cljack Totally reasonable to screen out men who haven’t conquered Europe. It’s important to have at least some standards. But do you really prefer guys who are younger than you!?
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