@FarooqTirmizi why do that when I can find the modern day equivalent!
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Charlotte Lee
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Charlotte Lee
@cljack
Temporarily a Napoleon-themed account. Live-tweeting my way through the Andrew Roberts biography
Washington, DC Katılım Ocak 2009
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@cljack How close are you to writing a fantasy novel about going back in time and dating Napoleon?
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I’m only looking for men who meet the 6-6-6 standard 💅
✅ Six years younger than me
✅ Seizes control of the country within six years of promotion to brigadier general
✅ Victor of the Six Days’ Campaign
NY4Eva@eschensam
@cljack @GilberteDSL I do genuinely appreciate that your standard for a significant other is "can he conquer Europe"?
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@e____e_e____e wait til we get to the last level, 6 years of exile on a remote island
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@cljack Surprisingly these get increasingly impossible
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@cljack best I can do is roughly six years on Saint Helena, a six month Russian campaign, and a 6-pounder field gun
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@cljack I was just going to invent this pre-workout supplement but then I found it already exists.
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you may reasonably think that last line is a joke and no one actually needs to be told this. This simply means you are a woman who doesn’t hang out very often with men
Scott Manley@DJSnM
It always blows my mind that 1g of TNT contains exactly 1 kilo Calorie of energy, even though the chemistry is completely different. 1g TNT = 1 Kilocalorie =4.184 kilojoules Don't eat explosive though.
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basically gender equality makes it so that the only man you can really be vulnerable and show gender differences in front of is your significant other, otherwise i think it's really asking too much of other males incl friends to make up for your gender defects
technology sista (aspiring)@typeclonghouse
it's really embarrassing to have a guy you're not in a relationship with or related to carry heavy things for you
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@AdrianNF8173 I don't know what any of those words mean but unlike a scarily high number of men, I know that C4 doesn't go in your mouth
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@cljack It's not true. Even at normal conditions the standard enthalpy of combustion of trinitrotoluene is around 15MJ/kg. Don't know what that clown is smoking. Have the tables in Perry's right in front of me.
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@cljack Only eat food that explodes very slowly in a controlled manner inside your mitochondria.
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They will and they have eaten explosives with no hesitation at all, on a dare. Majestic creatures
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@schroedertony Kicking myself for not working this into the joke 😩
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“always watching, never seen” is such a banger of a phrase I was sure it already existed, but apparently @APTease was the first one to ever think of it?! Poetic lyricist queen. Maybe we should see what she can do with the Odyssey
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@cljack A. This is amazing
B. This is not the only schedule (see below)
Alex Elliott@alexpotato
On different schedules: “I follow the 3/6/3 banker’s schedule: - pay 3% on savings deposits - charge 6% on mortgages - be on the golf course by 3pm”
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@Coscorrodrift 😂 literally kicking myself for not working the six year exile into this joke
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@cljack These unrealistic standards are furthering the male loneliness crisis... The 6 year alone exile is supposed to come after...
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@MatthewJRoth Often used as the default stand in for evil before we all switched to Hitler!
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@AdrianNF8173 This is mostly humorous commentary on how women looking for a romantic relationship often have super high standards for wrong or irrelevant things
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@cljack De Gaulle went from colonel to head of state in two. What is this obsession with this monster. He took 500 thousand men to die in Russia for nothing. I think he sold you guys Louisiana for 6c an acre. Like created a competing hegemon to finance the slaughter of a generation.
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@men_teeth Yes he was 6 years younger than Josephine. That’s not actually important to me either way tbh, I’m much more focused on ability to conquer and/or overthrow
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@cljack Totally reasonable to screen out men who haven’t conquered Europe. It’s important to have at least some standards. But do you really prefer guys who are younger than you!?
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