Charlotte Lee
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Charlotte Lee
@cljack
Temporarily a Napoleon-themed account. Live-tweeting my way through the Andrew Roberts biography
Washington, DC Katılım Ocak 2009
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I’m only looking for men who meet the 6-6-6 standard 💅
✅ Six years younger than me
✅ Seizes control of the country within six years of promotion to brigadier general
✅ Victor of the Six Days’ Campaign
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@cljack @GilberteDSL I do genuinely appreciate that your standard for a significant other is "can he conquer Europe"?
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@schroedertony Kicking myself for not working this into the joke 😩
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“always watching, never seen” is such a banger of a phrase I was sure it already existed, but apparently @APTease was the first one to ever think of it?! Poetic lyricist queen. Maybe we should see what she can do with the Odyssey
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@cljack A. This is amazing
B. This is not the only schedule (see below)
Alex Elliott@alexpotato
On different schedules: “I follow the 3/6/3 banker’s schedule: - pay 3% on savings deposits - charge 6% on mortgages - be on the golf course by 3pm”
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@Coscorrodrift 😂 literally kicking myself for not working the six year exile into this joke
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@cljack These unrealistic standards are furthering the male loneliness crisis... The 6 year alone exile is supposed to come after...
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@MatthewJRoth Often used as the default stand in for evil before we all switched to Hitler!
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@AdrianNF8173 This is mostly humorous commentary on how women looking for a romantic relationship often have super high standards for wrong or irrelevant things
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@cljack De Gaulle went from colonel to head of state in two. What is this obsession with this monster. He took 500 thousand men to die in Russia for nothing. I think he sold you guys Louisiana for 6c an acre. Like created a competing hegemon to finance the slaughter of a generation.
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@men_teeth Yes he was 6 years younger than Josephine. That’s not actually important to me either way tbh, I’m much more focused on ability to conquer and/or overthrow
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@cljack Totally reasonable to screen out men who haven’t conquered Europe. It’s important to have at least some standards. But do you really prefer guys who are younger than you!?
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@Trenton_Smith Come on Mom, do you want me to SETTLE for a LOSER who can’t even run a single Italian Campaign?!
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@___Sean______ have you read any of the letters to her from this obsessive little autist freak (complimentary)? “only with her for her connections” be for real lol
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@rosejara1 @GilberteDSL unfortunately I will almost certainly have to keep it quiet. was gonna say for slightly different reasons but actually you could very well call it the evil eye! lol
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@cljack @GilberteDSL You're brave acknowledging if you find find your Napoleon to your Josephine b/c 🚺 can be irrationally envious & evil when this happens. If it happens to me I'll keep it on the D/L, living quiet happy life. No need to attract the evil 👀
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Being a feminist killjoy on the internet is a powerful demonstration of loyalty to your boyfriend/husband, actually. A woman with a wandering eye wokld never
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@CartoonsHateHer It’s a whole subplot in Legally Blonde! “Brooke’s Butt Buster workout, she helped me go from a 6 to a 4!”
By the way, I had to pause the movie at that point to explain to my girls that back in the olden days, big butts were actually considered undesirable
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I think it's a holdover from a time when boobs were mainstream and butts weren't, but honestly even at 36 (and as a white person) I have basically no recollection of big butts being considered widely unattractive on a fit person, so i think it's time we let this theory go!
Imogen Peach ♡@NotoriousPeach
when people ask “ass or tits” why is the cool polite and frankly woke answer ass while saying tits makes you look like a drooling cretinous pervert?
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@Reboticant ahh the "wretched hive of scum and villainy" of the Bible
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I need to make a Chrome extension that flags tweets consisting entirely of words that aren't in the Bible, and replaces them with Bible verses. Wouldn't you all have rather read "For God so loved the world" than any single word in the below tweet
Swann Marcus@SwannMarcus89
I simply do not believe people carrying out a Mossad hit at the behest of Benjamin Netanyahu would think to inscribe "notices bulge, uwu, what's this?" on a bullet casing to cover their tracks
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@AndrewJLowry idk maybe??? I'm just saying these ladies love the Viking looking men and the feeling is apparently mutual 😂
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@cljack The Barbary pirates raided Europe 17-19th century especially the Mediterranean taking over a million souls for the slave trade. But that isn’t in the Latina cultural memory? Maybe other traumas are sharper Even🇺🇸knows about them, created the USN, and include it in famous songs /2
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As a woman of British descent, I have genetic memory of the Viking raids that causes lizard brain fear at the sight of enormous hulking blonde blue-eyed men. The Latinas however have no such natural fear of these predators
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