Johnny Utah

@tina_spitfire As much as I'd like to piss on Obama, I'll have to go with Hillary. I would feel a bit gay going on Obama and I can't handle that

Ok, since 80% of my followers are men, this is for you! Which one are you relieving yourself on?

@RossKneeDeep I don't think you have TDS. I think you have head up ass syndrome

When we look back on why Trump won this election, it won't be because he was a better choice. Kamala was more than qualified. She was one of the most qualified persons to run for office in a very long time. She offered Americans $25,000 towards their first home. She offered $50,000 to small businesses. She offered intelligence and critical thinking. Yet, Amerca decided to go with dimwitted criminal with 34 felony counts, a convicted sexual abuser, a fail businessman, accused of being a pedophile who tried to overthrow the government. As we look at the absolute chaos trump has caused in one year, the is was it worth it? Who's benefiting from Trump being the president? Why didn't Kamala win?

@AntiLeftMemes I think he should spend a few years in a private prison in Adelanto CA formerly funded by Tom Steyer

Tim Walz may lose his job soon as a politician. Where should he go next?

@CyndiRosele1 @bluhue123 Let me guess. You get your news from @CNN and @MSNOW

@bluhue123 I’m not looking for a corporate democrat canidate but if it comes down to Newsom and some MAGA or even a republican centrist who leans right, I’ll vote for Newsom.

Would you vote for this ticket in 2028? Yes or No

@Wa01447278Terry @RossKneeDeep @jasonllevin Be grateful you don't live in Califruaudia

@RossKneeDeep @jasonllevin $4.05 for unleaded in North Carolina & my vehicle takes the high gas it's more. The man in Washington stated the prices will come down when the war ends gtfoh 🤣🤣 Welcome to the Rich 🤑 world of MAGA Republicans mobs with power over everything.🗽🇺🇸✊❤️

Hey, how much is gas in your neck if the woods? It's $4.99+ here in Michigan.

@spencerpratt 💯

They have both been in office for YEARS, never did a thing. Then, suddenly, 4 days before our Mayoral debate…NOW they’re doing what I’ve been calling for the whole time? They really think you’re stupid.

Supreme court ruling. No majority minority congressional districts

@GovPressOffice I'm going with bullshitski.

VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE ARE COMING UP TO ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, IN DC (INCLUDING A TOP REPUBLICAN, I WON’T SAY WHO!) TELLING ME “GAVIN, SIR, YOU ARE AMAZING. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, YOU MUST GO TO THE WHCA DINNER. YOU WILL DO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT LOSER TRUMP!” VERY KIND! I WAS NOT PLANNING ON GOING… BUT NOW EVERYONE IS BEGGING ME BECAUSE I AM MAKING THE DEMOCRAT PARTY "HOT" AGAIN. WE’LL SEE. I AM VERY BUSY TONIGHT! THANK YOU! — Governor GCN

@greg16676935420 greg, greg, greg. I hope you're not in charge of your own finances. It would take $50 a day for a year to get to $18,250. Let that sink in. Whew!

Saving just 50 cents a day will get you $18,250 in a year Let that sink in

@GuntherEagleman Every Democrat up there gave excuses for illegals that can't read road signs being being questioned by CHP officer making the officer out to be the bad guy. No wonder this state that I was born in 75 years ago has turned into such a cesspool

🚨 Big night in CA! Turn it on and make fun of Katie Porter.

@Jeffnew1906 @jjauthor Whut? You been smokin' pyote or sumpin even stronger?

@jjauthor This lie was easily proven untrue years ago. You all should find another distraction for this week. We all know there is no crime connected to this brilliant, intelligent and incredible leader. Barack Hussein Obama is one of the best presidents ever.

Why does Barry Soetoro have a social security number which belonged to a dead Connecticut guy who died in Hawaii?

@REALCalifornian @SteveHiltonx He took a knee for George Floyd BLM. NO THANKS

@elgarbose @SteveHiltonx I hope you'll consider joining us and vote for a good man, who is fully vetted, elected x 2 as Sheriff of RivCo. He stands for Honesty, Integrity and Leadership. -Cheers

We went for a walk on Newport Beach pier and ran into some friends!

A useful way to think about migration is to consider what kind of societies the migrants have built in their home countries and to what extent you would like those conditions replicated here.

Photo 1: A Hennepin county attorney that released a Somalian rapist with no jail time that ended up raping again. Photo 2: A Hennepin county attorney that wants to put ICE Agents in jail.

@JoshHall2024 He has said his wife won't let him be alone with a woman. So, MAYBE.

🚨BREAKING: 🚨 PENCE'S PROSTITUTE PLAYTIME: A gay male escort in Indiana has come forward alleging that during his time as Indiana Governor, DISGRACED former Vice President Mike Pence hired him and used his services DOZENS OF TIMES, engaging in TAPED LEWD SEX ACTS on a "weekly basis". This man says that he was prepared to come forward to out Pence for years but was threatened and intimidated by his political allies into not doing so, and he calls Pence's closet homosexuality THE WORST KEPT SECRET IN INDIANA POLITICS. Could this be what the Democrats had on Judas Pence that led to his sudden betrayal of President Trump? IT'S ALL STARTING TO MAKE SENSE NOW.

Yes.....Prey tell us Men....not that we are gonna listen but go on...

@Matt_Pinner She wants a 40% tip now? Smoke some more peyote. Bless her heart

YES or NO?

@atensnut If you have kids and a pool this should be a must. I took my 4 month old son to a drown proofing class and we did several exercises similar to this. It was a smart move on my part because as a firefighter, I had the displeasure of responding to more than one drowned youngster.

Difficult to watch. To me this is child abuse. What do you think?

@Heccles94 FUPos

Is the world really going to have to burn because the USA can't impeach a president?