Crysta Anderson

Hey all, as I prepare to move out of Elgin, this account will go away soon! Follow me on @CrystaAnderson instead

Life's too short to manage multiple Twitter account, so this one's going away soon. Follow me on @CrystaAnderson

"Non drowsy" cold medicine is nothing but lies. (And, decongestants.)

So agree! I could use Thurs eve writing RT @emmillerwrites: Come onnn, thunderstorms! #writingweather twitter.com/Suntimes/statu…

Metra conductors bravely collecting fares in the rolling mosh pit that is the 4:50. (Not made for standees!) ow.ly/i/agF6R

RT @chicagotribune: Tonight's Cubs-Cardinals game has been postponed due to spring in Chicago. trib.in/1y1snC0

.@philsimon I heard "understandation" today, as in, "We'll improve their understandation." Sigh.

Perils of an open office: One person sneezes, 6 people duck.

@emmillerwrites Those commenters give me hope for humanity.

@cate Tossed and turned all last night. Made a rare stop for a latte on the way in. Heading for a walk soon!

Very helpful this morning! RT @cate: The Best Strategy to Get Through a Workday on No Sleep buff.ly/1y8sZGj via @scienceofus

Should I vote for school board candidates who can't catch a typo? #elgin ow.ly/i/adVqI

Ah, springtime afternoons. When I become terrified that one of the 10-15 kids playing on my block is finally going to get run over.

@TheSocialPitt No, but she did apologize for "running out of time." To do what? We had the convo, rehashed, and rehashed again.

It takes a special skill to stretch what could be a 10 minute conversation to always fill the full 30 minutes allotted.

@dupreeblue @mattlindner People are terrible.

@mattlindner Yeah, but in his case, it was a girl he hooked up with a few weeks ago.

1 of my coworkers, poor guy RT @mattlindner I wonder how many boyfriends are waking up to fake positive pregnancy tests as April Fools jokes

I hate selfie sticks, but this is brilliant: bit.ly/1Dnhe0R #MotoSelfieStick (Also? A damn good deal.)

@100indecisions Shhhh... with tomorrow at 64, I still consider that skirt weather :)