Eli Wilson

Those who subvert the will of the majority make it seem like your voices will never be heard, like your votes don't count, like your values are outside of the norm of American patriotism Don't believe it. Cynicism and intimidation are ways the weak make themselves seem strong.

Nice to meet you the other day @SenDonnelly Happy Thanksgiving x.com/sendonnelly/st…

Laces out Dan!

Congrats @Cubs - even @whitesox fans are rooting for you!

I made chili today and it is good #proud

Ding dong the witch is dead #happyday #goodnews #work

It's called the shampoo effect. #buzz

I saw an old, grey haired, man using Tinder at work today. #sugardaddy

Starting the year off at work with a disgruntled employee threading to come back with a gun. Happy New Year!

I'm not sure working 32 out of 48 hrs over Christmas was the best idea... I'm tired #bigmoney #steel #uss

@trentalive thug lyfe

The good news is that the truck fits inside the garage... The bad news, nothing else will. #firstworldproblems

You know it had been a long week when you sleep 12 hours on your first night off. #feelingood

I've been at work for 21 straight hours... Now my boss tell me I have to take a nap before I can go home. #naptime

Life after college sucks. Tomorrow night at this time I will be arriving at work. #midweek #weekend

Going to see Jack White tonight - Lazaretto #hellyeah youtu.be/qI-95cTMeLM

I've been at work for less then an hour a I'm soaked to the bone in sweat. #thissucks

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