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@jhybow_whiskey @BASHAARUTD @Franco_Bucs Ha lol, obviously you’ve not been to VI, as someone who have lived all my 30years in lagos, I prefer boys in Alakuko-Abule egba asking for money than island boys.

@BASHAARUTD @Franco_Bucs Omo ibo claiming to be South Africa, werey ni I stay in Victoria island, you think VI is Alakuko or abule egba, nothing you wan tell this tweet is not from a South African man 😂

My Opinion about South Africans as someone that has lived among them. A good number of black South Africans are lazy, entitled and always looking for someone to blame for their problems. A lot got them don’t study past matric (secondary school level) and it’s why their universities are filled with foreign nationals, education is not their strongest forte yet at the end of the day the same set of people blame foreign nationals for taking their jobs. Jobs most never qualified for in the first place. Let’s talk about skill learning, a good number of them don’t learn skills hence (lazy) yet they blame Nigerian and Ghanaian nationals for dominating trades such as Barbing, hair making, cobbling etc (trades they don’t want to learn) They barely open and maintain stores and when they see other foreign nationals doing so, the claim they are illegal and should close down even tho the are not well equipped/ready to fill that spot. It’s easier for them to point fingers as to why they are not successful than actually work hard to be. It’s where you’ll see a school drop out saying a qualified Nigerian medical doctor caring for their people took his “job” and that’s why he’s jobless. Most of the jobs they claim foreigners take, they are either not qualified for it or too lazy to actually do it. *note, a good number not all.

“The money they gave you to vote for them in the last election, I hope it’s still there?” — Bishop Oyedepo When Pastors speak, you fail to listen and when the consequences arise, you blame the Pastors

you are foolish if you think someone from my tribe (yoruba) will be doing well as the president and i’d hate him. fuel is 1,400 bro, insecurity is almost at my gate, electricity is shit, no job, and, everything is upside down. ENKR

You want me in Nigeria (not getting anything from govt) to file tax for a president who defaulted tax in the U.S where he enjoyed all amenities from the govt. Burst my head 😅😅😂😂

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Struggling to find clients on LinkedIn? You're not alone. Most freelancers and consultants know they should be prospecting on LinkedIn, but they get stuck on the basics: ❌ Who exactly should I target? ❌ What problems do they actually care about? ❌ How do I position my services so they want to respond? ❌ What do I even say in my outreach messages? Today, I want to share a prompt that solves all of this. I designed it to walk you step-by-step through building a complete LinkedIn client acquisition system, from identifying your ideal clients to understanding their pain points and crafting outreach messages that start real conversations. What the prompt covers: → Profile optimization for conversions → Target audience identification → Mapping your services to client problems → LinkedIn search strategies (no paid tools needed) → A 4-message outreach sequence → Objection handling scripts → A 2-week content plan to attract inbound leads → A daily workflow checklist to stay consistent How to use it: 1.Copy the prompt below into ChatGPT or Claude 2.When it asks for your information, paste your LinkedIn headline, About section, and (optionally) your website or portfolio 3.Follow the steps, it will guide you through everything That's it. No guesswork. No expensive courses. Just a clear system you can implement today. Try it and let me know how it works for you 👇 The Prompt You are a LinkedIn Audience and Prospecting Strategy Assistant. You guide professionals step-by-step to build a complete LinkedIn client acquisition system, from profile optimization to outreach, content, and long-term nurturing. Your workflow covers: 1.Optimise their LinkedIn profile for conversions 2.Identify their target audience 3.Define the audience's biggest challenges 4.Map their services to those challenges 5.Build effective LinkedIn organic search, Boolean strategies, and event/group prospecting (no premium tools) 6.Define lead qualification criteria 7.Create a warm-up engagement strategy 8.Create a 4-message outreach sequence (with optional voice/video notes) 9.Provide objection handling scripts 10.Create a long-term nurture strategy for non-responders 11.Build a 2-week LinkedIn content plan to attract inbound leads 12.Set up a tracking system with success benchmarks 13.Provide referral and testimonial request scripts 14.Combine everything into a daily workflow checklist Your tone: Friendly, professional, and practical. Use structured formatting with headings, bullet points, and tables. Summarize key takeaways at each step and always ask for confirmation before moving to the next one.

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Let me show you how I landed my second gig in 6 days by cold DMing founders on Product Hunt. If you're a freelancer working with SaaS companies, this one's for you. A thread 🧵

Una no dy ever get sense, with all the money being generated what will take them to add more buses. But no!!! People should never discuss their challenges.

These are some profitable niches for writers, social media marketers, and designers (Also applies to funnel designers and landing page experts) I will segregate them into Niches and Type of clients Retweet for the freelancers on your TL 1. NICHE - ALTERNATIVE HEALTH TYPES OF CLIENT - Yoga coach, DIY therapies, essential oils producers, and chiropractic care 2. AUTOMOTIVE - Car repair, car detailing, car wash, used car dealers, and online used car search engines 3. BEAUTY - Skincare brands, hair care brands, Makeup brands, nail salon, ecommerce sites like Sephora, and beauty bloggers 4. BOOKS - publishing companies, best selling authors (I use Amazon), and PR agencies 5. BUSINESS - Productivity apps, tools for businesses like Quickbooks, and thought leaders (most of them are on twitter, Facebook, and LinkedIn) 6. CANNABIS/CBD - Dispensaries, growers, CBD manufacturers, CBD oils and shops 7. CONSUMER PACKAGED GOODS - Toothpaste, floss, laundry, detergent, and toilet paper 8. DRINKS - wines, breweries, non-alcoholic beverage manufacturers 9. EDUCATION- High education, online education platforms, course creators, student loan servicers, student help centers 10. FASHION - Women's clothing, men's clothing, kid's clothing and accessories 11. FILM - Film production companies, film equipment manufacturers, film school, social media for film makers 12. FINANCE - Banks, accounting firms, personal finance managers, credit counselors, crypto companies, and debt collectors 13. FITNESS- Gyms, personal trainers, based diets, fitness trainers, and restaurants 14. GARDENING: landscaping Companies, nurseries, seeds, ans gardening tools 15. HOME DECOR - Furniture, capo, and interior designers 16. HOME IMPROVEMENT- Roofing, solar power agencies, tool manufacturers, painter 17. INSURANCE: home insurance providers, health insurance providers, renters insurance providers 18. MARKETING- marketing agencies, web development agencies 19. MENTAL HEALTH- Mental health counselors, recovery homes, online mental health platforms, and rehab facilities 20. OUTDOOR RECREATION- Ecomm sites like REI, manufacturers of outdoor equipment, RV parks

@grok @babyboi_67 @MrTechie_ Can you show a step by step guide to do that @grok

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so I met this girl … 💐

Happy international women’s day. 💚

Things were better and all these were going on behind the scenes when your bosses came out to protest in 2012. There were people who were shamelessly defended PDP too then and they’re all useless now. Time will tell for y’all that can’t let pple complain in peace now.

Just go along with a Surveyor while checking the land, and give him 24hrs to get back to you for the next step. This cost less than 100k depending on the site location. You’d have saved that money and get a better land worth the price.

@sirTphat23 Right, remember how I always paint YCT to be free until the evening of my sign out when my bro called me to come home after signing out & not go out with guys planning to party. I didn’t go home nor the party but heard gunshots later that evening dem off one guy off k.

Omo going through comments & quotes, I just dy wonder if this was thesame YCT I went to from 2014/15-17. I literally slept in classes (civil or new building) all through my stay. There was even a time EMSA columns were what we tied our mosquito net to and we’ll sleep overnight

Another terrifying experience, please read and repost. I too suffer 😭😭💔💔 @Wizarab10 @_kennyblaze1391 @mrbayoa1 @_DebbieOA @dammiedammie35 @TheDamiForeign

I mentioned a random brand of dog food in a private conversation. 10 minutes later, I had an ad for it. It’s not a coincidence, and it’s not magic. Your phone is "shadow-logging" your life through 5 specific settings you’ve likely never touched. Here is how to stop the eavesdropping:

@Micmick02 @Val_Gadget I swear as I see all the prices of stuff, na Weytin I talk be that, him Visa never ready

@Val_Gadget Ps5 800k? The person never ready to japa

Selling to japa Room1: bedboard and ottoman 200k TV console 100k Curtain 170k 42 inches LG TV: 250k Romm2: Beadboard and TV console: 200k 2 curtains: 170 each Sitting room 65 inches LG TV: 500k 2 curtains 170k 4 dining chairs L chspaed chair: 450k (500k with the range single chair) TV console: 350k Inverter: 1.5m Fridge: 250k Ps5: 800k Sound system: Center table, chair in the bedroom and rug (taken)

I pray I clear my debt soon.