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@SH13LDS7 @grok No words other than straight up robery😪

@eliister @grok Yeah this is exactly what they said they must do even if the lights are working

Someone just backed into my front bumper… A pathetic 3-inch crack. Kis quoted me $9,800 + tax + installation 😭😭😭 Why the hell did I buy an electric car? Screw it. I’m launching $BUMPER right now. Send this shit to the moon so I can afford my actual bumper ☠️ @grok do something. Don’t you have a wallet around for cases like this? ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ˢᵃᵗⁱʳᵉ/ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ. ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵃᵘⁿᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ, ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠⁱⁿᵃⁿᶜⁱᵃˡ ᵃᵈᵛⁱᶜᵉ, ᵖˡˢ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ˢᵉⁿᵈ ᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵒˡ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵘᵐᵖᵉʳ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ⁱˢ ᵗʳᵘᵉ ˡᵒˡ

@SH13LDS7 @grok 😂

@eliister @grok Pre Mint incoming 🤣

@SH13LDS7 @grok Bro.. for 10k I’d expect them to replace the whole damn front.

@eliister @grok Bruh … I can’t believe this shit. I could literally buy a small used car with this

@livingdevops Have a similiar set up for my home lab 🤣.... Do not close written on a masking tape ..

When your vibe-coded startup runs on 127.0.0.1:3000

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KOLs are not your friend. And you shouldn’t treat them like they are. Also, following their wallets and trying to mimic their plays is 100% on you and nobody else. Don’t blame them for being profit-driven and moving the way they do when most of them are actually transparent about it. Start taking accountability for your own shitty decisions. It blows my mind how there are fully grown adults here constantly playing the blame game. This is not kindergarten. Own up to your shit and be a decent person. Stop being a follower and try being a leader for once. I know, crazy concept! Think. For. Yourself. Space Riders.

A Japanese manga artist lost his entire Google account forever after he uploaded private files from an old comic he drew to Google Drive. Google’s AI checked the files and flagged them as not allowed. He asked Google to review it again, but they rejected his appeal and banned the account immediately. He can no longer access years of his private drawings and lost access to many websites and services that used his Google login. The artist said this is very embarrassing and causes him a lot of trouble. He warned that it might not happen to people who always follow every rule, but others should be careful. So Google is scanning files that people upload to its cloud storage even if they are supposed to be private. I wonder how long they have been doing this.

NEW: @cz_binance SAYS “IF YOU HAVE API KEYS IN YOUR CODE, EVEN PRIVATE REPOS, NOW IS THE TIME TO DOUBLE CHECK AND CHANGE THEM…​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​“ - FOLLOWING REPORTED @github INCIDENT

@techyoutbe It was a prank/fake firing... It brought a lot of views for both parties.. Digital strategist at work...

Don’t play with your career just for reach 👍

16 years ago today Laszlo Hanyecz posted his famous "Pizza for bitcoins?" thread on Bitcointalk, offering 10,000 $BTC for two pizzas.

This is equivalent to trying to sell a cop drugs while he’s in uniform in his police car.

Grafana’s GitHub got hacked last week. An attacker stole a token, used it to access Grafana’s GitHub environment, and downloaded the complete codebase. Then they tried to blackmail. They asked for a huge ransom to keep the code private. Grafana refused and publicly disclosed the incident. They confirmed no customer data was compromised and immediately started investigating how the token was exposed. But here is the part that should scare every DevOps engineer. It was not a zero-day. Not sophisticated malware. Not some nation-state attack. It was one leaked token. The oldest tricks still work best in production: → One .env file committed by mistake → One GitHub PAT with admin access exposed in CI logs → One developer's laptop with stale credentials → One forgotten token nobody rotated That is all it takes to put your infrastructure on someone else’s machine. Credential hygiene is not just a security problem. It is a DevOps responsibility. > Your pipelines hold the secrets. > Your automation uses the credentials. > Your systems define the blast radius. > Fix it before you become the next incident report: → Rotate long-lived tokens → Enable secret scanning on every repo → Move CI/CD to OIDC instead of static credentials → Use short-lived credentials wherever possible → Build your incident response playbook before you need it Grafana monitors production systems at a massive scale. They still got hit. What makes you think your company is immune?

@techyoutbe Don't have an acnt🙂

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Your Kubernetes cluster is probably insecure right now. Here's how I know: ❌ Secrets stored as base64 in etcd ❌ No Network Policies (all pods talk freely) ❌ Running containers as root ❌ Using :latest image tags in production ❌ No Falco for runtime threat detection Fix all 12 attack surfaces with this visual 👇 These 12 concepts that actually matter in production: 🔑 RBAC → who can do what 🛡️ Pod Security Admission → privileged vs restricted 🔒 Secrets → Vault, not base64 🌐 Network Policies → zero trust between pods 🤝 mTLS → Istio/Linkerd handle this for free 📦 Image Security → Trivy + Cosign in your CI 🚪 API Server → Authentication → RBAC → Admission → etcd ⚙️ Security Contexts → runAsNonRoot always 🗄️ etcd → encrypt at rest, block port 2379 🧩 Admission Controllers → OPA + Kyverno 💻 Node Security → CIS Benchmark via kube-bench 👁️ Runtime Security → Falco on every node Retweet to save a fellow engineer's cluster 🙏 #Kubernetes #K8sSecurity #DevSecOps #CloudNative #DevOps #CloudSecurity #SRE #Platform

Anybody telling you they read 67 million lines of code and giving you a condensed version of the ‘alpha’ should me muted and ignored. There’s not a single degen that did read all that, stop larping you wankers

@SH13LDS7 @elonmusk 😂😂😂 broooo....

@elonmusk I am going to read the 65,000+ lines of code so that others don’t have to do it and will come back more clueless than before.

The latest 𝕏 algorithm has been published to GitHub github.com/xai-org/x-algo…

Linux isn’t just an OS anymore, it’s the backbone of Cloud & DevOps. > Most people memorize Linux commands. > Real DevOps engineers understand processes, permissions, networking, services, storage, and the Linux boot flow.

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