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elizabeth

@eliizabethxc

☕️🎀🍸 you can call me liz halifax, nova scotia

Canada Katılım Aralık 2021
38 Takip Edilen23 Takipçiler
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Capitalists will say things like, "So you just want money for doing nothing, is that it?" and then turn around and praise themselves for their passive income.
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lesbian princess 🎀
i hate that "cats don't care" shit, i say "where's my boy??" and he comes running to me 🩷
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CHANEL MURDER
CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurder·
“girl fuck you” is gender neutral
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Ciscaucasian
Ciscaucasian@ciscaucasian·
Nerds realized liking Japan is no longer niche so now they’re on Kazakhstan
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.
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UwUTangClan
UwUTangClan@Executivejeff1·
my boss doesn't appreciate my "it's really not that serious" vibe I bring to the workplace
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kenzi@kenzianidiot·
“don’t overthink it” ok then what should i do with all the thoughts i already made about it
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ً@wynrosei·
"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don't you dare generalise men that's unfair!!!!!!!!
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@qamrlight·
best thing about having hands is that you get to pet cats
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.
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swinky
swinky@dumbassghoul·
you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you
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S.🎧@1ssve·
Corporate will really have you (25) beefing with a 55 year old man at 9am
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Wholesome Side of 𝕏
Wholesome Side of 𝕏@itsme_urstruly·
I love how cats are just like “wow I am so happy right now time to vibrate”
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alli
alli@sonofalli·
me and somebody’s dad at work
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🧸@yiboego·
why everyone wants to go to japan let's go to bosnia
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L@Ann_Hedonia1·
Sorry I’m late I had to give my cat a million forehead kisses
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@faeslily·
“it’s not that deep” well, it’s not that shallow either
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𓏲𝄢@leshaami·
i hate when teachers are like “if I make an exception for you, i’d have to make an exception for everyone.” do you fucking know what an exception means
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chase
chase@_chase_____·
“stop that’s ur brother” is such a classic thing to say to a cat. like omg stop that’s literally ur brother. stop ur killing him
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