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I was wearing Carhartt illegally until 7/21. We all learn from our mistakes

Christian Nationalists Have Betrayed Jesus - Rhett McLaughlin youtu.be/9_4VyZSxL04?si… via @YouTube

Notification is still there wtf

I only made this post because I had a notification that wouldn’t go away about it. This app sucks now and no one I used to care see posts from uses it anymore. RIP.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@HarleyPlays You are the chosen one

Open letter to Creator Clash, I know i am not KEEMSTAR & this may not seem legit. But as a long time fan & viewer of Creator Clash I am very interested in buying what remains of the IP. This is a serious inquiry. Owners, please reach out to me for talks.

Joe Burrow MVP

Never mind

I want to cry rn

I would love to see a show where Gordon Ramsey has a successful and easy night in the kitchen

“When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.” — Viktor Frankl

Putting my Snapchat streaks on my resume as a testament to my commitment

@theneedledrop Tim McGraw and Nelly

What is the most unexpected collab that somehow worked?

Not chubby, just in my Tyson Fury era

@HarleyPlays I’m game

Who wants to upgrade/maximize their dating profile? Tweet me. Send me screenshots of your pics and bio. Also, ideally, be willing to give me your number in my DM so I can call you live. Today.

A full 8 hours of sleep after a week of 5 hours. Feels like I took the limitless pill.

Now try it with an adult bull

I have chosen to honor Jesus’ 40 day fast in the desert by eating a Filet-O-Fish on Fridays

@shortysherman Love, Actually. Kind of a Christmas movie tho

Tinder’s logo is the flame emoji because you’re going to hell every time you redownload it

I think most cops mean well but the problem is in their execution