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please enjoy my park ranger son

my job will pay for two college (undergrad or graduate level) courses a semester and it would be actually insane to not take advantage of that but every time I look at possible certificates or degrees my brain instantly liquifies HELP

oh no

I’m pretty sure there’s a switch lite in that color but that’s not what I want

If Nintendo made and sold switch controllers in that periwinkle/GBA/GameCube color I would buy them so fast. If they sold them like the see through ones I would buy them even faster.

ok but like specifically when today is the Metroid prime remaster releasing bc I would like to play it now

Also did I see Metroid fusion on the list of games coming later to the virtual console??? I was frantically switching tabs to text my brother haha

that’s not true I’m pretty excited about metroid prime and the gameboy advance games and I did literally cry at the Zelda trailer lmao

can I tweet now

In the past few months I have come so close to completely deleting this stupid account and app but then I remember how fun it is to be on twitter during a Nintendo direct and I can’t bring myself to do it

My main task at work for the past couple was finding contact information for any agency that employs social workers to send them info about BSW degrees and now based on the ads I’m getting, google thinks I’m addicted to meth and I’m about to lose my children

I simply cannot relate to anyone who plays fire emblem without the combat animations turned off

A blue root, 15th century, Italy.

wait was it NyQuil? I hope it was actually DayQuil but now I’m not sure. it’s been a wild morning

downed some NyQuil, mucinex, and my adhd stimulant and now my watch is congratulating me for making my daily heart rate/exercise goal lmao. I’m just sitting at my desk at work.

I have sweatshirts that can be part of the lounge outfit but CANNOT be pajamas and vice versa. There’s a Whole System

I am at the point where I’m in three outfits a day: my work/daytime outfit, my 5pm and beyond lounge outfit, and then my pajamas. No my lounge outfit and my pajamas cannot be the same.

they really gave Chrom the stupidest support conversations and I’m absolutely here for it

at this point Chrom is like, fully married to Sumia with two daughters what are you SAYING