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@ignyharaz2 Kama hiyo pesa ni kidogo, tafuta kibarua iko na pesa mingi badala ya kucomplain.

IEBC nao ni frauds. They gave university graduates hii Kazi ya voter registration, you have to be on site from 8am to 5 pm. You have to achieve a minimum daily target of 18 voters. No food provided. A transport fee allowance inalipwa Sunday. Some are sent deep in the village where the majority don't care, so you're required to go door to door begging And the work is full time, no breaks 30 continuous days , hakuna holiday, hakuna weekends hakuna off kabisa. All this alafu you pay them taxable 30k surely. Ni sawa to kusaidia unemployed graduates lakini tungeongeza mkono kidogo.

@smonwachira @alexmwanzo I went broke during COVID, and I saw a version of my wife I've never seen. She took care of us until I was back on my feet again.

@alexmwanzo Yaani you are the one catering most bills and cooking,wait till you go broke you will see a version of your wife you have never seen

Bills in marriage is actually an incredible simple conversation How much do you have and how much do I have What are our expenses , if one earns more they cover most expenses.. It's just money it comes and goes

This is a post to the *MEN ONLY* This is from personal experience, buy a wash & dryer (save up for months if you have to), get a good brand Bosch, LG, Samsung. Buy machine soap & softener, learn to separate your clothes (white, colored, cotton etc), you are sorted for life 💪

@Mu7808Mu @MikeSonko Why not a tech center?

@MikeSonko Lease club to be turned to a church, not to continue being a club

Since choosing to leave alcohol and draw closer to God, I have made a firm decision to exit the alcohol business completely. I will sell or lease the Volume VIP Club, or give away all alcohol stock. This marks a new chapter in my life.

1⃣ I have embarked on a road trip around Kenya, the goal is to visit most of the major towns and make content for my YouTube channel. #thread Means of transport: A 2012 honda fit Accommodation: The same 2012 honda fit (mostly) Distance: Apx 3000 Kms Let's go.

@Kama36378Kamau @Wavinya_Ndeti Why don't they pay Movata Designs?

@Wavinya_Ndeti let me help Kioko in interpretation The registered supplier for the Inspectorate uniforms was Movata Designs For Kioko to claim money on behalf of Movata Designs, he would need formal legal authorization Without that, his demand is not valid under procurement and finance law

RE: CLARIFICATION ON PENDING SUPPLIER PAYMENTS AND RECENT EVENTS IN MACHAKOS TOWN Fellow residents of Machakos County, I wish to address the public following recent statements and events involving Mr. Sammy Kioko and the concerns raised regarding alleged non-payment for supplies made to the County Government. First and foremost, I express concern over the unfortunate incident that occurred in Machakos Town on 31st March, 2026. As a County Government, we do not condone violence in any form and we urge all parties to exercise restraint and allow lawful and orderly processes to prevail. Let me take this opportunity to clarify the position of the County Government on this matter specifically and generally on the matter of pending bills . Our records indicate that Mr. Sammy Kioko is not a registered supplier of the County Government of Machakos. The entity that supplied Inspectorate uniforms is Movata Designs. For any individual to lawfully act on behalf of the company, proper legal authorization must be presented, including a valid Power of Attorney, formal appointment by the company, or representation through a qualified advocate. We acknowledge that supplies were made by Movata Designs, however, partial delivery occurred towards the close of the financial year 2023/2024 and therefore inspection and acceptance of the partial delivery could not be conducted. Movata Designs’ payment was therefore classified as a pending bill, in line with Public Finance Management procedures. As an administration committed to transparency and accountability, my government established a Pending Bills Committee to ascertain the existence, completeness, and legitimacy of projects underlying all pending bills. Further, upon the recommendation of the Office of the Auditor-General (OAG) and the Office of the Controller of Budget (OCoB), I constituted the Machakos County Pending Bills Verification Committee to rigorously verify inherited pending bills amounting to KES 3,812,256,795. Upon completion of this exercise, the Committee established that:  • KES 2,126,781,000 constituted eligible (payable) pending bills; and  • KES 1,685,475,795 were ineligible claims, comprising:  • KES 927,582,267 in unverified legal fees; and  • KES 757,893,528 relating to claims with incomplete documentation. Since assuming office, my administration has made deliberate and measurable progress. Out of the eligible historical pending bills of KES 2,126,781,000, we have already settled KES 642,345,765, leaving a balance of KES 1,484,435,235. This outstanding balance will be systematically addressed through the 1st Supplementary Budget for the Financial Year 2025/2026 and subsequent financial years, in line with available resources.

@Kelvvkiarie @Dr_AustinOmondi @C_NyaKundiH @Omwando3 @CJMarthaKoome It ain't easy but possible, right?

@Dr_AustinOmondi @C_NyaKundiH @Omwando3 @CJMarthaKoome If he had everything documented from start to end he would be in court right now. Also how did he win the tender in the first place coz we all it ain’t easy.

Can he write to @CJMarthaKoome then file a case with all the documents? There is a time Kenya Cereals Board refused to pay Jacob Juma and it was auctioned. I think at this time maybe court can help no matter how long it takes.

@ruthea77258 @WaruiJohn2 @keyboysteve You must be a registered voter, but not necessarily in the same constituency.

@WaruiJohn2 @keyboysteve One must be a registered voter in that constituency, register ishaa fungwa, so where or how is she supposed to be a registered?

If Gachagua wants to humiliate Ruto in the Ol Kalou by-election, then DCP should field Kameme FM presenter Muthoni Wa Kirumba as their candidate She's known as the queen of Murima and she's from the same County, Nyandarua DCP can get 99.9% of the votes from her,Hii ndio siri

@Kama36378Kamau @_waigera Your IQ is below room temperature.

@_waigera If a service like car-washing costs money is suddenly offered for free at scale, it undercuts local car wash businesses. They lose customers and revenue. Do only for 3 times a year. - you're harming the economy

Today I successfully washed 100 cars for FREEEE ! 🙏🏼🥳🔥 Special thanks to everyone who supports my YouTube channel and to Kileleshwa Super shine for making this a big success Inshallah next time tutaosha even 500 cars for FREEE 🙏🏼

@kygo_lil @osoroKE @beth_kasinga Alikua Karao real househelps of kawangware

@osoroKE @beth_kasinga Ata za karao hawezi pata, he's the book definition of goon

In some podcast I saw him complain how he has been profiled for doing the gangster roles. He never gets other roles besides those.

@noqxaab @Hey__Z I know you feel very wise after writing this...hehe

Kenyans wakaacha kuangalia number plates wanaweza pata some nice deals . Got a clean 2.0L local Tiguan lakini most that come to view wanasema registration ni mzee . Yaani you can trust a foreigner to use a car for over 8 years and sell it as new but a fellow countryman huwezi ?

@Nyakiabusa @ChelseaMachini2 Embarambamba should top that list.

@ChelseaMachini2 Kisiis too. Nyashinsnki, Babu Gee, Miggy Echambion, Mcubamba, Vicky Young, Pharry-K, Smallz Lethal. Just to mention a few.

Luos nao wametupea fire artists. Okello Max, Coster Ojwang, Watendawili (Ywaya Tajiri and Onyach Pala),Khaligraph,Otile brown, Mkadinali , just to mention but a few. Luo slander should not be tolerated akii

@WelBeast If I can't reply to your tweets, I mute you so I never see your tweets again.

If someone restricts certain regions from replying to their tweets, the X algorithm should automatically exclude their posts from those regions as well. Because what’s the point showing them to someone’s « For You » timeline when they’re not the target audience ?

Heartfelt condolences @DjJoeMfalme . May your mum rest well.

Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩

@Goddidit100 @chris_luda7 @Thuranira_1 Mazda

@eliod_pro @chris_luda7 @Thuranira_1 Which type

My friend bought a second hand car worth ksh.450,000. On his drive to meru, the car broke down 3 times. By 3 months he has spent 350,000 in repairs and maintenance. He is now ready to sell the motor vehicle at 350,000.

@chris_luda7 @Thuranira_1 I bought a car at 300k, did basic service, and drove from Nairobi to Busia and back without drama. Two years down the line, I can't complain.

@Thuranira_1 A car going for anything less than 500k should break down atleast 8 times before you get to Chuka, and 5 more times by the time you cross Kathita River. He's lucky it only punished him 3 times.

Iran is a SHIA THEOCRACY: Saudi Arabia is a SUNNI DICTATORSHIP: 85% of Muslims are SUNNI. 15% of Muslims are SHIA & are in Iran, Iraq & Lebanon. Iran maybe shouting “DEATH TO AMERICA. DEATH TO ISRAEL” …. But the truth is all terrorism attacks in Europe, US, Asia & Africa are by Sunni Muslims not Shia. Sunni Islam sees Shias, Jews & Christians as infidels whose killing rewards one with 92 virgins! Shia don’t engage in suicide bombings. Shia allows Jews & Christians to practice their faith openly in Iran. Iran has the highest percentage of women graduates & top public servants amongst all Muslim nations. Destruction of Iran as a Shia nation is the calling of every Sunni Muslim. It is only President Donald Trump who can fix this long historical religious schism that Israel has taken advantage to drive a wedge between Shia & Sunni nations. Iran hasn’t invaded any country since the time of King Cyrus the Great that gave Jews freedom in 538BC!

@Kalasinga_ I'm always apprehensive about purchasing products or services overly hyped by influencers.

I think people expect too much from influencing.

@beth_kasinga @mamushkajay5511 Block me too; I'm tired of seeing your shitty opinions on my timeline yet I don't follow you.

@mamushkajay5511 Yeah blocked

I never like such directions but anyway 🤣 we don’t feed empty pockets .