elise♡

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elise♡

@eliselassalle

yo✌️

Katılım Ocak 2012

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@·26 Kas

this is what I expect to see when a child asks me to “watch this”

Yez Monica@yezmonica

Bro thinks he's Spider-Man 🙄

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Invis🧜‍♀️@invis4yo·15 Kas

when my bf won’t let me bite him as hard as i can for no reason

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elise♡@eliselassalle·20 Eyl

@savannahvicario Can you recommend a good oatmeal facial bar? 🩷

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Today Years Old@todayyearsold·21 Ağu

I’ve been lied to my whole life and I’m tired of it

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@·18 Ağu

This Govt has spent… More dealing with the rail strikes than it would have cost to settle them More dealing with the doctors strikes than it would have cost to restore their pay This isn’t about cost This is about keeping people in their lanes and collapsing the NHS.

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elise♡@eliselassalle·20 Tem

I do the exact same but on my phone tbf

SHABS@JoeShabadu

this guy reading the wetherspoons menu for 15mins on the train yesterday

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elise♡@eliselassalle·29 Haz

Honestly if i’d have been made to sit through just one meal with a toddler before I decided to have kids there may have been some serious reconsiderations

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elise♡@eliselassalle·21 Mar

First time i’ve seen one of them at a soft play

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elise♡@eliselassalle·16 Mar

Me 🤝 telling my daughter something is spicy when i don’t want to share

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@·15 Mar

we did it girls

Daily Loud@DailyLoud

Women are now binge drinking more than men for first time in history 👀

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@·8 Mar

We have a woman of colour as Home Secretary pushing through a law that would make it impossible for a victim of sex trafficking to access help through the UK's Modern Slavery System, if they entered the country through illegal means. Representation isn't equality, pass it on.

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depths of wikipedia!@depthsofwiki·17 Şub

we need to bring this back

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elise♡@eliselassalle·15 Şub

My 2 year old just called a dragonfly a dinosaur bee and i love the logic 👏🏻

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elise♡@eliselassalle·10 Şub

This has just made my day

so amazing that certain vitamins in vegetables literally NEED fat or oils alongside it because the benefits in fat soluble vitamins don’t get absorbed without it …. diet culture is sooo wrong and incorrect

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elise♡@eliselassalle·25 Kas

Me 🤝 losing something and repeatedly looking in the same 3 places hoping I didn’t see it before

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elise♡@eliselassalle·17 Ağu

Parenting is weird cos one minute we’re playing like best friends and the next minute you’re telling them off, trying to be taken seriously with 17 stickers on your face

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elise♡@eliselassalle·17 Ağu

What do you mean you don’t accept vibes as a payment method?

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elise♡@eliselassalle·5 Ağu

@gregor_lawrence Hahahaha brilliant 👏🏻

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@eliselassalle Marmeyete

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elise♡@eliselassalle·5 Ağu

Wow kids really do give the best compliments, my 2 year old just told me my eyes look like marmite 🥰

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elise♡@eliselassalle·3 Ağu

Ever since i got glasses i’ve been waiting for them to bring out this feature

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