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@eliselassalle

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Katılım Ocak 2012
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when my bf won’t let me bite him as hard as i can for no reason
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Today Years Old
Today Years Old@todayyearsold·
I’ve been lied to my whole life and I’m tired of it
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This Govt has spent… More dealing with the rail strikes than it would have cost to settle them More dealing with the doctors strikes than it would have cost to restore their pay This isn’t about cost This is about keeping people in their lanes and collapsing the NHS.
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Honestly if i’d have been made to sit through just one meal with a toddler before I decided to have kids there may have been some serious reconsiderations
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First time i’ve seen one of them at a soft play
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Me 🤝 telling my daughter something is spicy when i don’t want to share
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We have a woman of colour as Home Secretary pushing through a law that would make it impossible for a victim of sex trafficking to access help through the UK's Modern Slavery System, if they entered the country through illegal means. Representation isn't equality, pass it on.
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depths of wikipedia!
depths of wikipedia!@depthsofwiki·
we need to bring this back
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My 2 year old just called a dragonfly a dinosaur bee and i love the logic 👏🏻
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Me 🤝 losing something and repeatedly looking in the same 3 places hoping I didn’t see it before
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Parenting is weird cos one minute we’re playing like best friends and the next minute you’re telling them off, trying to be taken seriously with 17 stickers on your face
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What do you mean you don’t accept vibes as a payment method?
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Wow kids really do give the best compliments, my 2 year old just told me my eyes look like marmite 🥰
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Ever since i got glasses i’ve been waiting for them to bring out this feature
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