Kofi 🇰🇪

Onyango Tate using black mamba today not because of high fuel prices but to give poor people hope.

Foolishnesss is when you believe you can out vote Man Utd fans

damn president Xi rly knows what Trump likes

My old man hunipigia asking how I am fairing namdanganya I'm all good saa hio niko sparring na rock bottom but he falls for it juu anajuanga I'm a nigga who can get shit done at any moment. Ndio maana kila siku I wake up ready to beat 3 things: the odds, my meat and a dumb bitch

Am in tears man We were all wrong about Hitler.

"Without money" "Beautiful football" Might be the worse post of all time.

Huku nasomanga a combination of words that I would never have imagined 😂

Using millionaires as your example is hilarious 😭

Brian Obama acha kutuuliza maswali za upuzi Ruto ametuchosha akili priss

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@kerubo_hillary @WinZeddie1 You want to approach this by running away from the real problem?

Petition for Employers to adjust salaries Ju ni kubaya aki

"maboiz wanasema utwerk pole pole usiturushie mafi" 😂😂☠️💔

At some point, we are going to have to publicly vouch for a leader we believe in and for me that person is former Chief Justice David Maraga. And this is not about who is trending or making the most noise. It’s about what actually makes sense for this country right now. We are dealing with a system that is broken at the core. Corruption has become normal. Public money disappears with no consequences. Institutions that are supposed to protect us have been captured. And every election cycle, we are given promises that sound good but change nothing. What stands out to me about Maraga is simple, he is not selling us miracles. He is saying, fix the foundation first!! ~Rule of law. ~Respect the constitution. ~Independent institutions. ~Actual consequences for corruption. That might not sound exciting, but if we are being honest, that is exactly what Kenya is bleeding from. You cannot fix the economy when money is being stolen. You cannot fix healthcare when systems are looted. You cannot fix education when leadership has no accountability. For once, here is someone saying ,let’s deal with the root. And we have seen him before. When he was Chief Justice, he made decisions that were not popular, but they were right. He showed that the law can stand above power. That matters!! Because what we are missing in this country is not intelligence, it is integrity. This does not mean he is perfect. No leader is. And supporting someone does not mean you stop questioning them. In fact, it means you hold them to an even higher standard. But if we are going to move forward, then we have to stop playing safe. We have to start being honest about the kind of leadership we want. For me, I choose someone who understands that without accountability, nothing else works. That is why I am backing David Maraga.

Ukienda lying competition alafu upewe Ruto as your competitor 🥲😂

I’m the first in my family line to witness such government oppression.

Me watching Burnley games in the championship next season because it made an 0:0 draw with Arsenal on Monday

a moving man ndo huyo anachukua super metro aende nyumbani, he didn't meet his luck today, but he's doing it again tomorrow

That G2G deal was supposed to caution us from such nonsense. Umbwa wewe @DavidNdii with your alto size stomach!

Watu wa Nyamira airlines itabidi mtufunze broom aviation

After 3 good years of receiving beatings from my wife I'm finally divorced