Oldest Maiden

Plsssss! It is very rude, immature, disrespectful & childish of anyone to ask me to follow back! I did not force u to press the follow button. Kindly unfollow me if you're obsessed with "Must follow you back". Thank u!

@big_zehrry Calm down make I achieve that expensive slippers first, if I can🤣

After achieving all these, what next in life ?

Seller: Ohh, you’re not married? Okay, your boyfriend will like it. Me: I don’t have a boyfriend. Seller: 🥺 “Nne, this one go hard to convince ooooh!” Me: Yes na, who I wan dey show my pant? Seller: “Oya, buy the one wey you like.” Guess who won 🏆 #fypシ゚ #viral #wahala

The reason I don’t like going to buy panties is because I know I’ll be in for drama and conversations like this: Seller: Take this pant, you will look s'exy for your husband 🫣 Me: This tiny pant will enter inside my yansh, and I don’t even have a husband. #fypシ゚viral

But thank God, He is risen. Happy Easter Monday ✨ #Jesusbabygirl #viral #easterholidays

We cried our eyes out, rolled on the floor, and fell many times along the road while rushing to tell the men. It’s not easy, and we have to relive this trauma every year. Please ask for our account details to at least spoil us—we have been going through a lot since Friday.

Please check on all the women, because it isn’t easy at all. Imagine the trauma we faced when we found the tomb empty. Imagine the emotional distress we went through, running to inform the disciples that Jesus was no longer in the tomb. #easter #fypシ゚viral

If you can tell your story, it means you’ve begun 2 heal. People dn’t understand what it feels like to keep everything locked inside your heart. Those who are deeply hurt often cn’t even speak about their pain—they shut down, holding it all in. & slowly, it begins to choke them.

@yabaleftonline Before you know it, you will turn to Snow White. I am light-skinned too, but if I start using any product and notice that I am becoming more lighter, I stop using it.

@yabaleftonline She is a fair woman, but what I have noticed with all these organic skin products is that even when you keep complaining that you are becoming lighter, they will tell you that you are just glowing and that your true colour is coming out.

Actress Moyo Lawal looking flawless without makeup.

Last born be like… It's my daddy that asked me to carry the biscuits. Shey no be the same daddy born us? 😄 Omo small w'erey 😀🤣#wahalapromax #lastborn #x #siblinggoals #fypシ゚viralシfypシ゚

@adagirl_99 @EricaNlewedim Ohhhh ok. Fear catch me oooo🤣🤣🤣

@elisico2002 @EricaNlewedim Lmao no she did a serious photoshoot and then did this one. She posted all of them on IG

Happy birthday to me! A baby girl for life💝🥰🤗

@vet_perry Shey his son dey see how him papa get sense pas am🤣 Come and learn from your daddy oooo, it's not too late to learn.

Funfact: everybody in this picture is dead.

@Kaar_maaa @NigeriaStories This is what we call 'he slept in the Lord'. 🥹Omooooo!!

@NigeriaStories So instead of the police to take him to the hospital to flush out the opium overdose , they watched him die . It is not funny on all fronts. Just another sick display of unprofessionalism by the NPF

On August 5, 2018, the Nigeria Police arrested a suspected thief who slept off in his victim's house in Owo, Ondo State, during a stealing operation. He was arrested with 400mg of Tramadol while he was sleeping. He was still sleeping when he was paraded by the police. In fact, he "slept" until he died eight days later August 13, 2018.

@Angies8090 You will feel it in your blood that you want to d'ie, but you will not d'ie, is that clear? 🤣

I’m a corp Member You’re a Civilian Is that clear? 🧏‍♀️

@NancyIsime678 Na this thing wey you talk gong I dey try hard not to lose.😔😩

Whatever you do in life, do not lose your confidence.

@iamzioraa No sleep with am oooo, if he kpai on top your body, you go explain tire for kirikiri🤣🤣🤣

My man invited me over and he drank this. For what reason?

@Adhekunbi I don't like this method, I tried it the day I knew about it. Be like say the music dey sound upsidedown for my ears. I just kuku and jejely go back to factory default method. 🤣🤣🤣

How old were you when you discovered this is how to wear Earpods?

And to those who wonder, “I thought men go for women who are s'exually disciplined?” — my dear, a man already knows the type of woman he wants. Whether you lay with him or not, if you’re not his type, he won’t choose you. Your Celibacy Queen 👑 #x #mystory #naijababe #celibacy

Just saying this to encourage those who feel hurt: there are women who get d'umped even after giving all the acrobatic styles in the other room and doing everything s'exually a man could want. There are also women who get d'umped just because they said no to premarital s'ex.

The true reason behind the celibacy on my profile. I met someone, and from the earliest stage of talking, I told him I do not engage in premarital s'ex. We laughed over it, and he said that was good. Months later, he started making requests—not about sleeping with him,