Elizabeth Lasco

@LeaderJohnThune If democrats are doing everything they can to open the border, why aren’t you doing everything within your power to secure our elections? We want the SAVE America Act.

Border czar Tom Homan, to question on Trump feud with Pope Leo XIV: "I'm speaking for myself, a lifelong Catholic. I wish they'd stay out of immigration…If they understood the atrocities that happen on an open border, I think their opinion would change."

You tried to paint me as a pervert for exposing fraud, and as a result radical leftists started trying to dox me and send death threats, wanting to kill me. Now you are taking credit for “leading the charge” on the fraud. Are you serious? You are the fraud.

Another public service announcement from an ungrateful person who escaped to America.

@Bayes_Baller @TheHoopHerald This 💯

Outrageous framing, put differently- If you run a High Major team, at a school with resources, and a different program offers one of your players more money - it means this People that don’t know him think they can get more value and potential out of him than you, who worked with him every day

Don’t let this go over your head: No names needed If you are a High Major player, at a school with resources, and you are transferring to get more money - it means this People that don’t know you think you are worth more than people who saw you every day

🚨NEW: Big Balls to @nickshirleyy: "It's unbelievably exciting to be working on these projects. TrumpRx has saved 100s of millions of $ on prescription costs. The White House has so many great initiatives going on. Not many people are aware of how cool the Trump Account is."

@TukiFromKL Most of the money doesn’t even go to help homeless, it just funds NGOs

@elonmusk @libsoftiktok Fool. Known since he married Diana.

@libsoftiktok Seems odd

King Charles won't give an address for Easter, but he'll give one for an Islamic holiday The UK has fallen.

Picked up a pizza order. As I walked out, an elderly couple was getting out of their new Tesla Model Y. I said, “Beautiful car.” He said, “Thank you. It’s the best car I’ve ever owned.” I said, “Why?” He said, “You see me—I’m 78 and can barely walk, let alone drive. I’m taking my wife out for date night again after 52 years of marriage. We couldn’t do this with our old car. I didn’t buy this to save the planet. I bought it to save me.” 😢 All choked up, I said, “Thank you for sharing. You two go enjoy your dinner!” I see and hear this so often from elderly people buying Teslas, but it never gets old. Tesla is freedom🫶🏻

This Masters commercial absolutely nailed it

If you haven’t heard, and even if you have, Jimmy Kimmel said this about Markwayne Mullin, former Senator from Oklahoma, and our newest Secretary of Homeland Security: “We have a plumber now protecting us from terrorism.” Apparently, there has been some backlash. Plumbers were offended, obviously, as were parents of plumbers, spouses of plumbers, children of plumbers, and millions of people who have had a plumber show up when they needed one. Comedians were also offended, (the funny ones, anyway,) along with a surprising number of terrorists - especially those with access to hot and cold running water. However, in spite of the ensuing kerfuffle, @jimmykimmel doubled down. “I’m not upset that the head of Homeland Security was a plumber,” he said, “I’m upset that he isn’t still a plumber." He further elucidated by adding, "I wouldn't put a plumber in charge of Homeland Security for the same reason I wouldn't call a five-star general to pull a rat out of my toilet, OK? We all have our areas of expertise.” Being offended is always a choice, and I don’t choose to be offended by a joke, even one that comes at the expense of the skilled tradespeople my foundation tries to elevate. But I am a tad butt hurt by the suggestion that skilled workers should never evolve into something new, and that competence is somehow limited to one vocation. Obviously, expertise and skill are important. If I need a new kidney, I’d prefer a doctor do the surgery, not a late-night talk show host. But if the doctor in question used to host a talk show, why would I hold that against him? Ten years ago, during one of the presidential debates, @MarcoRubio answered a workforce-related question by arguing that America needed to get shop class back into high schools. He concluded by saying, “What our country needs are more welders and fewer philosophers.” A lot of people on this page commented that Rubio and I were singing from the same hymnal, but in fact, we weren’t. At least not entirely. Because I don’t think the current shortage of welders has anything to do with an overabundance of philosophers. In fact, I think it’s a mistake to promote one vocation at the expense of the other. What we really need in this country, are more welders who can talk intelligently about Aristotle, and more philosophers who can run an even bead. More Generals, in other words, who can fix their own toilets, and more plumbers who can hold a powerful government job. This is what Mullin did. He was a private citizen who mastered an essential skill and then turned that skill into a multi-million-dollar company that employed a lot of people and served a lot of customers. That gave him the freedom to do other things with his life, including a career in public service which got him into Congress, where he’s spent the last eleven years doing whatever Congressmen do. Now, he has a very consequential position in the Cabinet of the current administration. Is that not the embodiment of the American Dream? I get that Jimmy Kimmel might have a problem with Mullin’s politics, but what possible objection could he have about the trajectory of his career, or his desire to do more than one thing with his life? The only sensible thing to do in the wake of a moment this tone deaf, is remind America that the skills gap is wide, and getting wider. The shortage of skilled tradespeople is now headline news and closing it is nothing less than a matter of national security. This year, my foundation has set aside $10 million dollars to help train the next generation of plumbers, and lots of other essential workers. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of AI-proof, six figure jobs that don't require a four-year degree, waiting to be filled. The money is currently available to anyone who wants to master a useful skill at mikeroweworks.org. Apply today. As for those of you genuinely offended by Kimmel's comments, consider expressing your disappointment with a modest donation to mikeroweWORKS. Our work ethic scholarship is making a real difference, and your money will be well spent, I promise. The donate button is big and red and hard to miss, at mikeroweworks.org I’d love to chat but I’ve gotta pull a rat out of my toilet…

Pure Cinema 🤩

@TheHoopHerald @BostonBobcats Got to watch him live last Friday night what a class act and man what he did in the second half….his team would have lost had he not kicked it up a notch!

UCONN’s Alex Karaban hitting a game winner in 6th grade When you’re a winner, that’s what you do, win (Via @BostonBobcats 🎥)

There is a species of ant that approaches the edge of another colony, kills a single worker, and then takes on the dead ant’s scent. For ants, scent is everything. Wearing that scent, the intruder walks in with no resistance. The workers pass by without concern. The intruder moves inward, toward the queen, then It sprays the queen with a different scent that makes the workers turn on her. Then they surround her and kill her. The intruder does not need to fight anyone. The colony does the work itself. Once the queen is gone, the intruder reproduces. The true invader is no longer an intruder. It is the future. This is how ideological takeover works. A destructive foreign ideology takes the scent of familiar ideas and walks in as if it belongs. It speaks the native vocabulary, justice, equality, compassion, rights, progress. It uses these words and quietly changes what they point to. Then it moves inward. It alters how foundations are perceived. Responsibility is made to smell like cruelty, law like oppression, borders like hatred, tradition like danger, history like guilt. At that point, the civilization turns on itself. Its courts, universities, churches, media, and bureaucracies begin treating their own foundations as threats. They believe they are defending the system. They are enforcing what now smells legitimate. They do not see the intruder because it sounds exactly like them. And when the founding principles are finally removed, discredited, dismantled, erased, the foreign ideology does not need to conquer anything. It inherits what is left. The queen is gone. The colony is no longer itself. The most effective conquest is the one that convinces a society that its own foundations are the enemy, and that killing them is an act of virtue.

.@RealTomHoman: They say we're 'inhumane,' so let's think about that. With illegal immigration down ~96%, how many children aren't dying? How many women aren't being raped? How many pounds of fentanyl isn't getting in? @POTUS's policies are saving thousands of lives every month.

@KatSuerte Just checking in ❤️

@elizlas Yo! I know all about the upcoming nuptials. I got a text after the announcement lol. 😘

@LeahLibresco Something way cooler than a minivan is coming

Let me make sure I understand this correctly To buy a beer: ID To board a plane: ID To pick up my kid from school: ID To get a fishing license: ID To enter my own office building: ID To buy cold medicine: ID To open a bank account: ID To rent a car: ID To check into a hotel: ID To prove to my bank that I'm human: 14 minutes and a CAPTCHA To vote for the leader of the free world: nothing If A = B and B = C then A = C That's the transitive property I learned it in 7th grade Apparently not everyone did My analyst could build a better system in an afternoon And he's not even that good Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone