Elizabeth Carney

It was a simple misinterpretation of five as six that sent the confession to Clara’s mailbox across the street. Mail had never been so black. #gwstorieseverywhere

We scan the security footage. At 15:01, the duke is murdered. Wait, pause, I say. His grandfather clock read 11:45. Which is true? #GWstorieseverywhere

An ancient bottle of cognac causes everyone who drinks it to turn into a sunflower.

Sirens. Fire aboard. They grabbed oxygen tanks and rushed onto the hostile red planet. Four, three, two, one tank left. Franklin and Cooper locked eyes. #GWstorieseverywhere

Bloomberg was recognized as one of six tech companies "hiring like crazy" - check out the post and job links! lnkd.in/dkfMNrV

Pessimist: Slack is down Optimist: Productivity is up

#Swamphacks18 is almost here! Ready to code the night away? Learn more at 2018.swamphacks.com. #swamphacks #Hackathon #Hacking #coding #GatorCSnCE #GoGators @UF @UFWertheim

Congrats to Sr. Software Engineer Dennis Gove for being named @Bloomberg's newest member of @TheASF's @ApacheSolr Project Management Committee (PMC), where he joins @BeeChristineP in driving the direction of the #opensource project! bloom.bg/2DTHdiU #Lucene #Solr

Maybe we need to make it a weekly thing for Senators to take the oath to “support and defend the Constitution of the U.S. against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” Couldn’t hurt; people forget things.

2 MIT grads built an algorithm to match you with wine. Take the quiz to see your matches. brandcheerleader.com/2015/02/13/bri…

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

We're sponsoring She Codes Ldn on 11/25 organised by @sheplusplusldn. Tomorrow is the last day to apply bloom.bg/2lWxdkh #WomenInTech

This past week, I have consumed 3,040 calories of Pumpkin Spice lattes. #guiltypleasure

steps to writing js in 2017: 1. install node 2. configure babel ... 9. slowly beat the eggs into the flour and butter ... 35. open index.js

Organizing JIRA tickets

Final day of #GHC17. Come see us at booth 1942. We're hiring faculty and want to recruit more grad students! #CISEWomen

My alma mater! Cheers to UF! #Gatornation twitter.com/lanthonyuf/sta…

@mynexttalk How the Natural World Can Inspire Software Design

Awesome workshop by @vedikad & @kat_in_gloves from @Bloomberg - check out @mynexttalk for the title of my upcoming tech talk #GHC17