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@TiceRichard Fuck off 👍

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@ben_brumby I kind of see your point, however I’d just be pleased to see people coming through the gates for a non-league game, regardless of where their allegiances lie.

Undeniably the worst thing about non-league. Two-team day trippers. Clubs where there isn’t a single fan watching them that has them as their ‘first team’. How many would be in that away end if Newcastle were at home… 100?

@brexitblog_info Where did you stand on Tom Skinner’s Question Time appearance?

Why does the BBC always think it appropriate to invite a left-leaning actor ( in this case Eddie Marsan) onto a current affairs show to spout ritual criticism of Trump & plug Labour & Starmer? I couldn’t give a rats arse for Marsan’s views on anything. Stick to acting.

@TiceRichard You silly cunt.

PLEASE REMEMBER The clocks go forward an hour this Sunday, which means we will have one less hour of Labour ruining our country 💥

@KeyworkerMan Deluded

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@cquilty52 Interesting to react to your own reaction, but I kind of get it. I’m not sure it’ll be my cup of tea but it’s easy to avoid in that case.

I’ve been thinking about my reaction to this. It’s not who’s in it. It’s that it looks safe. British comedy at its best has an edge. A bit of anger. A sense it could go off the rails. Classic SNL had that too. This just looks like a cast of Friends.

@henrywinter @TurfCastPodcast It was brought in to overturn clear and obvious errors. That handball was neither clear or obvious. It’s a fucking mockery and making people dislike top level football.

The biggest time-wasters in football now are not the players but some of the officials implementing VAR. Turf Moor confirmed that. Almost three minutes to decide that Anthony was offside. Right decision but a nonsense it took so long to establish. Sort out semi-automated. Almost five minutes to decide that Barnes had handled. Not even sure it was the right decision anyway. The unacceptable, unconscionable amount of time taken damages the game and alienates the fans, without whom there is no game. PGMO has to improve. It claims it is speeding up decision-making and then delivers this desecration of a great football game between Burnley and Brentford with delays. PGMO use of the technology has to be better. And quicker. VAR is here to stay - IFAB underlined that in Cardiff on Saturday - so let’s make it work for the game of football not against. Improve standard of officiating - on-field and at Stockley Park. Invest even more in developing good officials. Speed up the process - and if that means a time limit on decisions then do it. Don’t chase perfection; just prevent injustice. PGMO has forgotten Clear and Obvious only. PGMO has forgotten the game is about passionate match-goers not pedantic, slow-moving law-enforcers. #BURBRE

@spcb @GreggsOfficial Reform guy pissing his pants over the state of a Greggs 😂 adds up.

Love a steak bake @GreggsOfficial but not served cold in a filthy outlet by staff who couldn’t care less - just talking to themselves loudly across the cafe. Not a clean table. Just terrible service. If you’re interested, Newmarket Heath on the A14 northbound. 🤬

@suedeHQ @bloodworm_band I am very jealous of every one of you. Had the night of my life in York last weekend.

Tonight, the Antidepressants Tour arrives in Sheffield. Here are your set times: 19:00 Doors 19:45 @bloodworm_band 20:45 Suede Footage by Matt Wong - SuedeHQ

@danhomer3 @ianedwards68 @Midge1415

@ell_usher86 @ianedwards68 @Midge1415 Nah just tell the truth day I think.

British immigrants in Spain, who do not integrate & often do not learn the language, complaining about immigration in the UK. You couldn’t make this shit up 🙄🤣

@mattstubbs17 @TurfCastPodcast Anthony had about 10 minutes on the ball in front of goal in first half. That was definitely a big chance missed.

@TurfCastPodcast What chances? I can genuinely remember very few. Half chance for Flemming in the second half but not much else?

We were better today than what we have been against the better clubs - a lot of us have been calling for Parker to drop the back five in these types of games and he did - and in the first 30 mins you could see we were more adventurous. Just not enough quality in certain areas, didn’t score when we were on top, and then the subs take too long.

@russellquirk Check out Judge Dredd here

I’ve just chased and apprehended a shoplifter out of BP Shenfield and retrieved the steaks he’d stolen. I’ve returned the swag to the manager. Shoplifting is an epidemic and the authorities don’t seem to care. Britain is going to the dogs. Some of us won’t let that happen.

@ianedwards68 @Midge1415 Perhaps tell them, in Spanish if you like, that fancy dress is usually quite playful and fun. Think they got mixed up thinking it was behave like a cunt day.

@Midge1415 Fancy dress day after Benidorm fiestas. Its been a tradition for years. The vast majority of these people are on holiday and are not immigrants. I know. I was there. Admittedly the 1st time I've seen a stop the boats fancy dress. But still.

@Sutton1Mr Complete fuckwits

Holidaymakers in Benidorm make their feelings known.

@AdamSmithfy88 That pesky ash cloud again?

Remember we bid for him and some of our lot DIDN'T want him😂

@Andrew33080654 @zarahussain999 @SuellaBraverman You need to listen to your owl mate

@zarahussain999 @SuellaBraverman Genocide? Do you mean urban warfare?

Begging left wing militants to desist will not work. It’s also humiliating. You need to take action. Under the law, the Met Commissioner needs to request a ban. You then need to authorise the ban. That’s how you stop the hate marches this weekend.

@MajorGowen_ @SylvieC80840 You could have left it at “she’s a professional”.

@SylvieC80840 She's a professional widow.

A Syrian Islamist named JIHAD murders two British Jews but according to Kate Garraway & #GMB, we 🗨 "still don't know his motive or his religion" These people are part of the problem.

@austinalleninc @Rovers @stokecity @SkyBetChamp @SpreadexSport Or inept management and players?

@Rovers @stokecity @SkyBetChamp @SpreadexSport Who is going to ruin today's match? Pricks with (pitch) forks, or pricks in the middle with whistles, making more bad decisions?

⚽️ 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗗𝗔𝗬! 🆚 @stokecity 🏆 @SkyBetChamp 🏠 Ewood Park 🕧 12.30pm 🤝 @SpreadexSport #ROVvSTK | #Rovers 🔵⚪️

@utdforever7 @mundodeportivo @ManUtd Must be a mistake, it clearly says he’s looking for a top-level job.

🚨BREAKING: Xavi is looking for a top-level club. Manchester United is the job he’s most keen on, with other sources reporting similar in recent years. #MUFC [@mundodeportivo]