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@youngilxgihun @Ash_cinamoroll honestly so jealous of people like this because i sweat bullets the entire time and have to lay down afterwards to keep myself from passing out 😭

@Ash_cinamoroll i have a weird obsession with getting my blood drawn😭 like i get so excited for my appointments and im always 1 step ahead from the nurse

Got a blood test done and asked the lady if she could take another vial for me to keep for funsies and she said yes!!! Anyway I just have this now lol

@octoklunk @deeore5 god i knew some dork was gonna comment this shit

@ellamaekenzie @deeore5 I have one because i just started driving at 29, not everyone starts driving in their teens! cars are expensive lol

that lil "Student Driver" sticker don't mean sht to me. get tf out my way lil one

@jenstevens736 @AQUAKTTY well considering the amount of people with STEM degrees who are struggling to find jobs, i’d say your point here is moot

@AQUAKTTY Well they wasted their money on a worthless degree so they don’t deserve a high paying job or one in that field.

i think saying people with degrees (especially master degrees) shouldn’t be upset or angered at the fact that despite all the money they spent on school, they cannot land a good paying job or even a job in their preferred field is quite silly tbh lol

@trainedbyninjas @ginabaninaa @RaineyOvalle hey man have you considered that you’re a piece of shit

@ginabaninaa @RaineyOvalle She’s a white woman with American education, I think she can do better than a cleaning job that can be done by immigrants.

Not everyone who makes these posts is saying that whoever has that job is beneath them. I think it’s perfectly normal to be annoyed that you don’t have a job in the field you spent tens of thousands of dollars becoming accredited in. It’s not always a declaration of superiority.

Throwback to this incredible Gottmik look from RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 9.

Its crazy how you can be a mostly functional child despite the endless abuse you faced and then you hit between 18 and your 20s and suddenly your body and mind are like "Heyyy so tutorial over and now you're going to become crippled from all that survival and trauma, good luck!"

final stage of grief is pursuing a career in the field you studied

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

You don’t need a good reason to not want kids. I hate touching poop and am happy with my Spotify algorithm

@venusjmi i’m literally obsessed with the first one stfu

When even the outtakes are CUNTTTT…

In case you were wondering what was at the end of a rainbow:

I got too drunk and started talking about how I think men are an invasive species

@kenklippenstein “this is ableist” have y’all considered a fucking 73 year old shouldn’t be making decisions about the future

Here's 73-year-old Senator Susan Collins vibrating like an electric toothbrush in her re-election campaign announcement 😬

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

life would be sooo good without my curse

@JayBnqz @PopBase explain how this affects you in literally any way shape or form

@PopBase So now we're normalising murdering kids before they were even born?

The U.S. Supreme Court has restored broad access to the abortion pill Mifepristone. The order temporarily grants access to the pill through pharmacies and mail, without requiring an in-person doctor visit.

@femmeoblivionis y’all seriously cannot just let this dead horse rest oh my god i see this stupid discourse brought up every other week. just shut up

i feel like not everyone understands that being a lesbian is an isolating experience that changes ur relationship with ur environment because you do not conform to patriarchal expectations of women and do not appeal to men and that’s why personally i wouldn’t date a bi woman

@Beefisliberty @Rightanglenews i too can lie about having multiple degrees

@Rightanglenews I have multiple degrees, a professional certification, and have read extensively for decades. I have never seen the word gauche. I would not have known how to pronounce it and would not have guessed its meaning based on context clues. Had to look up the definition after watching.

The Philadelphia boy who exposed his fellow classmates for being unable to read a simple sentence is now under threat of being blocked from graduating and expelled simply for blowing the whistle on his school’s low literacy rates.

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve