Larry Quinn

My favorite runner #MovedMe to make this cheer card. Good luck to everyone running the #TCSNYCMarathon on Nov. 3! cheercards.tcsnycmarathon.org/card/cheer-car…

My favorite runner #MovedMe to make this cheer card. Good luck to everyone running the #TCSNYCMarathon on Nov. 3! cheercards.tcsnycmarathon.org/card/cheer-car…

This is my daughter, Mila. She's an avocado.

I just took action with @theactionnet: DACA Update: How Educators Can Best Support Undocumented Students. Take action here: actionnetwork.org/forms/daca-upd…

@ChrisPo85020844 Julie knows all about Crank Yankers

Overheard a coworker say, 'hey remember that show crank Yankers?' I'm done, TGIF

@keiotan Teenage dirtbag

peeps, suggest me songs to sing for karaoke

where were you when you realized depression was something you were gonna have for your whole life ha ha

“Mom, the best part of me is my blowhole.”

@_Neo_Politan No one cares about your statements, you’re a fucking loser

Y’all ready to become handmaids? #AlabamaAbortionBill

Understand 👏🏼 the 👏🏼immigration 👏🏼process👏🏼 before 👏🏼you 👏🏼say “shudda 👏🏼came👏🏼 here 👏🏼the 👏🏼RIGHT 👏🏼way👏🏼”

“Are there shopping carts there?” “Yeah, I guess so.” “Good. I’m gonna sit in it and you’re going to bury me in stuff.”

Two of the worst places to be when you’re a woman: 1. Guitar Center 2. Harbor Freight Tools

Heaven’s a place where you can stream all of Tool’s albums.

i wish i could eat broccoli

@beardedlegend i wish I was dead from drugs

On the bright side, punk music is bout to be lit as shit 🌪

Like somebody riding a snooze button, I'm stopping every nine minutes on the dot this morning and thinking, "fuck."