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@Mollyploofkins Hope he gets a million years in jail . Might wipe the smirk off his face

One of Musk's DOGE bros explains how he flagged "DEI" grants for termination

@ick_real Use LinkedIn as a place to store every award, course attended and role you have had - and make sure you list every achievement there as well ... so you don't have to remember when you need a new job and need to update your CV

I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

according to an old simpsons episode Donald Trump dies tomorrow ...

Why are old men out starting wars??? is it because they have small dicks? I wave my willy in your general direction.

@BBCWorld Top moment would be when everyone stood up and left, 2nd top moment would have been someone arresting him, 3rd karking it from a heart attack ... Or maybe that's one magic moment ... 1, 2 3 boom

State of the Union 2026: Top moments from Trump's speech bbc.in/3ZRsfW7

@TIME Hope he turns it down ...

At State of the Union, Trump announces Medal of Freedom for U.S. Hockey goalie Connor Hellebuyck time.com/7381002/connor…

@Peter_Fitz wants to steal your identity

64. Why do you ask all these questions, Two Dogs.

Almost 99.99% sure he is from a migrant people group ...

@StephenKing me too Stephen, me too ... kids these days have no idea how lucky we were ...

Have used every fucking one.

@MikeCarlton01 wait till he stiffs every building company and supplier - ooh who would have seen that one coming ...

The Pedophile Palazzo…

New x-rays taken of the arm, and allergy tests done ... sometimes you just need to do the admin

@rohan_connolly One of mine always has the religious nutters on

When you're at gym & glance at the TVs on free-to-air channels, you notice virtually everything is either a game show or reality TV. The contrast with quality of streaming options is a gulf. That's also how I'm starting to feel with our major newspapers vs. independent media.

@ItsBouquet she even eats the chocolate ... what a bitch

If you're going to feed your kid a boiled egg - just be honest, and hand them a boiled egg. Don't camouflage it as a treat.

A while back, Synergy sent me a letter saying my email address was not correct, soz had that one for about 15 years, several bills later by mail, and today get an email - yep get an email saying hey we've updated the website, and you'll have to re-register your account ...

@Peter_Fitz A rabid squirrel would have a better chance TBH

I am on the conservative side of politics. The person I think is the best chance to resuscitate the Libs is:

@TheNorfolkLion Genius marketing

OK M&S just dropped something actually genius: their new 'Only… Ingredients' range 😍 Everyday staples like baked beans, sausages, burgers, ketchup, yoghurts, cereals... made with 3–8 recognisable ingredients MAX. No weird additives, no artificial colours, no preservatives, no ultra-processed nonsense. Just proper food, back to basics. 👏🏻

@OlenaRohoza Hope you've got good security mate, and don't live in a multi-storey building. Oh wait, that's how Russia gets rid of people...

U.S. House Representative Thomas Massie: “Last night I received a flash drive containing the complete list of files belonging to Jeffrey Epstein. Everything is there: every billionaire, every campaign donor, every single person. Now let me explain why you haven’t heard anything about this in the media. Because they’re all in there. They will do everything to prevent these documents from being made public. Epstein was far more than just a pedophile; he was an intelligence asset. He was part of a blackmail operation used to control billionaires, politicians, and world leaders. If this list ever sees the light of day, the system as we know it will collapse. The public has the right to know the truth, and I am not afraid to share it.” It looks like a political earthquake may be coming.

@LakotaMan1 please, save me checking in the morning

All the posts about, Trump is embarrassed, this will end the Trump presidency ... no it won't, because of the people who enable him... they want him in power, because of what they can grab, and they're probably all in the Epstein files.

@acnewsitics DERRRRRR

Just realized something, Melania: is a documentary about an Epstein girl, who married Epstein's best friend, directed by an Epstein client.