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I want a 23 year old girl to be president and a 78 year old socialist to be the Bachelorette

Congrats to the Winner of the @Stage32 3rd Annual Female Driven Screenwriting Contest -- @ellen_ob! Head to the link >>buff.ly/3V6azEA to check out all the scripts that placed! #screenwriting #ScreenwritingTwitter #Stage32 #Stage32Writers #Stage32WritesMore

01/27/2024

Another year for the Cruiseheads

The devil on my shoulder, the angel on my shoulder, in that order

I hope Francesca shows him this

I’m 24 so I fear I need to be in preproduction on my magnum opus like yesterday

@annie_fick I know that’s right 💅🏻

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Mom and dad

Emily in Paris was written by an AI

@kraftmadncheese Why do you have to come at me like this

Did the woman who asked me and Jackson if we were siblings today write this

@elaine_rom3 @ingridheims ok agree with you both. If you have socks on already, letting the dawgs out feels too intentional

@ellen_ob have to be on- they’re already seeing under the hood can’t give the toes away for free 😤

Ladies I am once again asking… socks on or off in the stirrups at the gynecologist?

@HyzenthlayRose So. I am right

@ellen_ob Well she’s a vegetarian so

@annie_fick Do not bite the hand that drives you to the airport

@ellen_ob “I have to be doing things that look directly related to work”

Omg Adam Levine’s sexts with Christina Aguilera just leaked

the healthiest things you can do are go in the ocean and eat a pickle

@ingridheims Follow 4 follow? 🙏🏻

@gracemmcdermott I wanna buy him a pudding shot and a 32 ounce Miller

has marcus freeman been to the backer yet yes or no