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Whoever thought to make chips from sweet potato is my favourite person in the universe

@backmarket customer service is just absolutely non existent. They don’t reply for hours on end. Sent me a faulty iPhone which i raised an issue with within an hour of receiving it 4 days ago and still without a resolution just been told not to use the phone.

it is horrible when your birthday is over like now i’m just a civilian

Eight-year-old me getting lost in the supermarket

walking into the office an hour late and seeing your boss who you didn’t think was in #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Meals from now until the new year (with the exception of the 25th) are just girl dinner aren’t they

RIP Dave the #Gogglebox legend 🐶 He will be truly missed on the @TheMalonesGB sofa and on all our screens ❤️

@gunsnrosesgirl3 None. She can fly.

How many ladders will be used to reach the top?

Been lucky enough to see a preview copy of Liz Truss's new book and it's an absolute knockout I can tell you…

Me in @IKEAUK

@SHEIN_Official only received a refund for half of my return??

Bible thumping: Florida man accused of throwing holy book at deputy

Nanny plum is the best children’s tv character ever created and I won’t hear otherwise. The sass is unmatched

yorkshire doctors be like:

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

Me lately.

okay, let's have the conversation...

What are we all wearing for the government test alert tomorrow?